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Mon, Apr. 6th, 2009, 12:20 pm
Top SAP facts

1 Outer space exists because it is afraid to live on the same planet as SAP.
2 First there was SAP. Then SAP said, "Let there be God". And there was God
3 SAP doesn't need enhanced. It is your business process that is wrong.
4 Do you know why Satan became evil? His SAP system went down...
5 Dexter's laboratory runs on SAP.
6 SAP can calculate the answer to the life, the universe and everything in just 7.5 milliseconds...
7 There are three ways to kill SAP. 1-Holy Water 2-A stake through the mainframe 3-Sunlight
8 Noone can understand GOD completly. Same is true about SAP.
9 Spiderman is powered by NetWeaver.
10 SAP doesn't hire developers. It initializes them
11 Its believed that at the time of enlightenment, Buddha was reading SAP Facts.
12 God became the ultimate support for all mankind only after He replicated SAP's customer support model.
13 SOA actually stands for SAP Owns All.
14 SAP R/3 was forged in the fires of Mount Doom
15 The strongest and unbreakable argument in any architectural discussion is: "It was done this way in ABAP"
16 You do not need Google or anything else to search for SAP ... its everywhere!
17 When they say "Nothing is perfect", they are not talking about SAP.
18 The matrix runs SAP
19 SAP can easily count beyond Googol.
20 SAP is the only thing Chuck Norris don't want to kill...Because he can't.
21 SAP can divide by zero.
22 SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.
23 The ultimate survival strategy if we ever find intelligent life in the galaxy is to SAP them right away тАж
24 When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force
25 Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network
26 SAP XI is used by Pentagon to translate alien radio signals to plain english
27 Your SAP is not connected to the internet. The internet is connected to your SAP.
28 The "Blue Pill" takes you to Walldorf.
29 SAP is such a great software that initially there weren't any errors. But in order to have any work to do at all, they made up some bugs
30 Forrest Gump runs SAP
31 The original aim of the Manhattan Project, which brought together many of the world's finest minds, was to build SAP. Because of its difficulty, they decided to build the A bomb instead.
32 SAP is so secure that condoms are made from it
33 By reading the source code of transaction SE38 you will temporarily be granted invisibility
34 SAP's code is so vast that a printout in a tiny 6pt font could be used easily to wrap and connect several galaxies.
35 It is rumored that Michael Corleone, "The godfather" used to work as a consultant in SAP.
36 If you post a question in the SDN ABAP forum, Rich Heilman already has the answer typed in and is just waiting for you to press the "Post Message" button.
37 Oracle runs SAP
38 The European Union has decided that by 2008, ABAP will be the only offical language used in parliament
39 SAP expects the Spanish Inquisition
40 Chuck Norris uses SAP to keep track of his death count

Fri, Apr. 3rd, 2009, 12:33 pm

Уважаемые, а кто из вас кто в твиттере?
Кроме тех, про кого и так знаю.

Fri, Feb. 6th, 2009, 12:34 pm

В Иркутске забавно.

Окончательно подсел на Big Bang Theory, чего и вам советую.
Хочется весь сериал растащить на цитаты и распечатать на футболках.
Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.
No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Thu, Jan. 29th, 2009, 09:58 pm

In a dry pipe system, there is no water standing in the pipe - it is being held back by what type of valve?
- Clapper valve
- Relief valve
- Release valve
- Emergency valve

Крутая, международно признанная сертификация по ИБ. Gold standard можно сказать.
Ладно, поглядим, что в апреле из этого выйдет.

Sat, Jan. 3rd, 2009, 05:06 pm
Мои этнографические экспедиции

Попробую припомнить, где я бывал за прошлый год. Припоминаю и хренею.
Январь 2008 - Прага, Карловы Вары.
Февраль 2008 - Псебай (Северный Кавказ), Мостовской, Ставрополь, Краснодар.
Март 2008 - Кемерово.
Апрель-Май - Москва многократно.
Июнь - Москва, Хельсинки
Июль - Москва
Август - Губкин-11, Белгород, Старый Оскол, Воронеж.
Сентябрь - Москва многократно.
Октябрь - Гоа, Бомбей.
Ноябрь-Декабрь - Екатеринбург, Нижний Тагил, Баскунчак, Волгоград, Москва.

Вот такая география, блин.

Sat, Jan. 3rd, 2009, 12:02 am
С новым годом

Япония поддерживает

Tue, Dec. 16th, 2008, 07:55 pm

Пользуясь случаем, хочу передать привет Игорю Фомину.
Игорь, я за тобой наблюдаю.

Thu, Dec. 4th, 2008, 07:27 pm

Я завтра полдня буду в Е-бурге.
Пишите - звоните, если кто дядю Сережу выгулять из местных захочет.
Вечером Москва.
Потом наконец домой.
Да, кстати.
Перед НГ я 2 недели буду в Москве, опять же - пишите, звоните

Sun, Nov. 23rd, 2008, 01:48 pm

За окном зло адово.
Всем пока, улетел в Каменск-Уральский.

Sat, Nov. 15th, 2008, 09:46 pm
Мои переезды

До нового года у меня география такая:
Шарья - городок где-то под Костромой;
Нижний Тагил (OMG, 2 недели);
Дзержинск - приеду зеленый;
Баскунчак - превед, соляные озера;
Так что если кто оттуда есть - пишите.
После НГ я вроде как в Минск заеду.

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