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[24 Sep 2006|01:46pm]
There was a boy, and this boy went to the circus, he was an ordinary boy, just wanted to have a good, clean, fun, time at the circus. So he is there, and watches the show, he sees all of the lions, and elephants, and the trapeze artists and what not, and he is really enjoying himself. Next thing you know, this clown comes out, and pulls down the microphone, and he says, I will need a volunteer from the audience. So the spotlight spun around, and it stops on the boy, so this boy thinks hes about to have a good time, maybe ride an elephant or something, well, what he got wasnt what he wanted. The clown summoned the boy down and started questioning him.
The clown says- Hey boy, are you the horses mouth? The boy says-no. The clown says-well than, are you the hourses tail? The boy says- no. The clown says, are you the horses back? The boy says-no, The clown says, well geez, are you the horses eyes? The boy says-no, and the clown says well then, you must be the horses ass.

Everyone starts laughing in the audience and this poor boy runs out of the circus tent, absolutely distraught with tears flowing down his face. Well the boy did not take the insult lightly, he swore right then and tehre that he would get smart, he would get so smart he would have the best comeback anyone threw his way, he studied for a whole year, untill the point came where everyone, children and adults alike were scared to talk to him because he always had the best retort, no one wanted to mess with him. So the circus comes back into town, and the boy tips the spotlight guy to have the light stop on him again. So the circus goes on, all the lions and tigers, the clowns in the tiny car, the midget gymnasts, everything, untill the same clown came over and pulled down the microphone. He said he needed a member of the audience, and the spotlight spun, it of course stopped on the boy. The audience gasped, scared for the poor clown whos fate has just been sealed. So the boy walks up with a confident stride, ready to pay this clown back for what he had done. The clown starts up, are you the horses tongue? The boy says no, the clown asks, are you the horses hooves? The boy says no, The clown asks, are you the horses back? The boy says no, so the clown says, well than, you must be the horses ass.

No body laughs, just complete dead silence. The audience is holding on, scared for this poor clown whom of which doesnt have a clue as to whats about to happen. The boy smiles, grabs the microphone from the clown and says "Yea, well Fuck you clown."

Oh me.
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[18 Sep 2006|04:01pm]
You got served,

Now before you look away, and decide that I am not worthy of living, I must say I put that in there, to state it needs to end. Stop saying someone got served, no one wants to hear it. This goes for anything mentioned by Dave Chappelle as well, he says them, and it should remain that way.... Mitch Hedberg, if you can talk like him, go for it, Mitch is always tasteful.

So let me list some amazing movies, starting with the obvious:

Donnie Darko- (come on, if you havent seen this, walk off the face of the earth.)
Spun- I don't expect you to have seen this, but I expect you to now.
Dogma- I had to throw in a Jay and Silent Bob movie, this one was voted to represent the series.
Snatch- Good god, anything by Brad Pitt is amazing.
Requiem For a Dream- wow.

Ok, I don't know why I felt like doing that, but I did, so what now.

Tears for Fears is amazing, lets just leave it at that.

I have concluded Fidel Castro is loyal to his Genitals, that all you need to know.

I'm being very matter of fact, and I think I like it.

I believe this is where the entry ends,

I was born a Unicorn,

Eileen "Hottie" O'Brien
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[17 Sep 2006|12:16pm]
Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now.

Peanuts rock. And not the comic strip. Actual peanuts. Fucking glorious.
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[16 Sep 2006|10:38pm]
Today was a complete waste.
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[16 Sep 2006|09:35am]
I saw The Black Dahlia last night with Jeremy, Alison, Kiran and Ryan Campbell. It easily is the worst movie I've seen all year.

Jeremy has nice arms. Mmmmmm.
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[25 Aug 2006|05:21pm]
I guess it was about 30 minutes ago when I wrote the original version of today's entry. It's now 5:22, and this entry is being completely revised. The reason? Honestly, I read what I had originally wrote, and came to the sudden realization that not only was it vague in nature... it was dopic, pushing the bounds of retardation.

I will say without shame that I have been keeping pace to a relatively good summer.

Unfortunately, that summer is quickly retreating again, and making way for it's half-ass, piss-poor replacement. Need I even say it? School.
-though, it's strange. The usual loathing of a new school year is less this year than it has been in the past. I'm just going to take a guess and say it just hasn't set in quite yet.
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[07 Jun 2006|10:24pm]
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[16 Jun 2005|09:41pm]
NO ONE understands what it feels like to be fucked over the way I ALWAYS get fucked over. I try to fucking hard for some of my friends. I hate it. I hate it so much and I can't do a thing about it. I try and I get fucking shut down so quick. I make it obvious that hey there is something wrong, and no, any attempt at solving it isn't a possibility. I hate how people get to know me, then they get so sick of me. What the fuck DO I DO? seriously. I fucking feel like the biggest piece of shit right now because of ONE fucking person. ONE PERSON. Just a minute ago was when my worthlessness really hit home. I do so much for other people but I get nothing in return. I'm sick of complaining about everything because I hate bitching about things but now I must. WHY is it so fucking hard to talk with me. WHY is it so fucking easy to blow me off. no matter what i'm the "nice girl." FUCK THAT shit. I'm a nothing no one wants. never again will I trust anyone with anything. the feelings of trust is now and forever gone.. therefore my existance should be terminated. giving up hurts the most. smile for the picture.

Feelings are the one thing that can make you feel so good and feel the point of wanting to kill yourself. It shouldn't be that way. I can't describe feelings anymore. They grow to complex now.

Some people are a waste of space. Unlike some of my friends, this may contradict that, but some people speak and do the opposite. I cannot stand when a person will say "Oh I cannot stand that person," (something along those lines), then go and hang with them. I know it's not my business at all, but it's fucking annoying. But when I am involved in a situation, like I was/am, it fucking sucks. Oh she's so annoying, I'm sick of her, oh but hanging with them the next day is quite alright I suppose? Fuck that and fuck you. Only if people read this, shit would hit the fan. I hate so many people, though they will never know because I keep the feelings deep inside.
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[11 Jun 2005|08:56pm]
Okay so how about you try and be yourself..stop yelling about irrelevant absurdly stupid things that no one cares about which you think will make everyone think you are cool, cause it doesnt sound cool, you sound stupid. stop worrying what everyone thinks about you. stop following usless trends that you devote your whole being too. stop depending on people for everything. stop being so fake. stop thinking that you are something youre not. just be cool without trying so hard to be cool sometimes..cause it just makes you so uncool to the extreme.
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[05 Jun 2005|10:25am]
I have bad timing.
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