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[24 Sep 2006|01:46pm] |
There was a boy, and this boy went to the circus, he was an ordinary boy, just wanted to have a good, clean, fun, time at the circus. So he is there, and watches the show, he sees all of the lions, and elephants, and the trapeze artists and what not, and he is really enjoying himself. Next thing you know, this clown comes out, and pulls down the microphone, and he says, I will need a volunteer from the audience. So the spotlight spun around, and it stops on the boy, so this boy thinks hes about to have a good time, maybe ride an elephant or something, well, what he got wasnt what he wanted. The clown summoned the boy down and started questioning him.
The clown says- Hey boy, are you the horses mouth? The boy says-no. The clown says-well than, are you the hourses tail? The boy says- no. The clown says, are you the horses back? The boy says-no, The clown says, well geez, are you the horses eyes? The boy says-no, and the clown says well then, you must be the horses ass.
Everyone starts laughing in the audience and this poor boy runs out of the circus tent, absolutely distraught with tears flowing down his face. Well the boy did not take the insult lightly, he swore right then and tehre that he would get smart, he would get so smart he would have the best comeback anyone threw his way, he studied for a whole year, untill the point came where everyone, children and adults alike were scared to talk to him because he always had the best retort, no one wanted to mess with him. So the circus comes back into town, and the boy tips the spotlight guy to have the light stop on him again. So the circus goes on, all the lions and tigers, the clowns in the tiny car, the midget gymnasts, everything, untill the same clown came over and pulled down the microphone. He said he needed a member of the audience, and the spotlight spun, it of course stopped on the boy. The audience gasped, scared for the poor clown whos fate has just been sealed. So the boy walks up with a confident stride, ready to pay this clown back for what he had done. The clown starts up, are you the horses tongue? The boy says no, the clown asks, are you the horses hooves? The boy says no, The clown asks, are you the horses back? The boy says no, so the clown says, well than, you must be the horses ass.
No body laughs, just complete dead silence. The audience is holding on, scared for this poor clown whom of which doesnt have a clue as to whats about to happen. The boy smiles, grabs the microphone from the clown and says "Yea, well Fuck you clown."
Oh me.
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