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The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), romantic (71%), artistic (55%).

Stereotypes
Hippie83%
Young Professional71%
Old Geezer67%
 
Life Experience
Sex29%
Substances16%
Travel11%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 94% of the time.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 91% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 69%, hotter than 94% of other test takers.

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(no subject)

So I was meditating in the shower this morning and I figured out something big like big big:

It all really does work out


I mean yeah I have been telling that to people for ages but sitting there with with water slowly tapping my brain into submission I saw the web. Saw that every thing and every one is all connected and to find the answer we just need to slowly walk the line of confusion and failure to find eternal happiness and the success that we crave in our lives.

People we can do this. All we need to do it go to the one place that makes your most comfortable, back to the sydo-womb that we have found in our realties, just sit and breath. That is it the breath of life brings the answers. and who would have thought that that simple action that we have done so many times in our life times could bring us what we so greatly yearn for. That the action we had first done with in the first few seconds of our life could bring us what we will die for.


so do me that one favor what ever it is that is bothering you just sit and meditate on it. Breath fresh air in to it. Don't think about what ever it is just be and let it come to you, it will find out you just need to search it out. Look deep with in your self and it will find its way to the tip of your tongue. Breathe is what will clarify your navigation of the universe.

(no subject)

If you love me you will go and see "an inconvient truth"


even if you don't love me go and see it any ways. An amazing film that will change your out look on the world that is crumbling around us.


please go and watch it with an open mind and walk out with the will the change.

(no subject)

Hey guys thoes of you who are eather in poetry Jam or know people in poetry Jam I have some info for you.


And Lisa i don't know who I gave the slips to, but am sure that I didn't give then to every one who is going to Urbana.


Any one who needs or wants info for Urbana call me or just IM me both would work ..... sorry again if I missed you, but hey its typical me!

(no subject)

Letters :
Dear Shoe laces,
you know so much. Following me every were I go putting up with my antics. You know my secrets and you know my heart aches. Yet I change you every so often or give you a new partner. Do you resent me for doing that, for mixing up your life? Do I mix things up to often?
You know me best of all and I am just wondering if you could help me know me best of all too. Why is it that no matter where I take you you always act the same as me, we always come undone together? You follow me through a day of coloring books, crayons and rose colored glasses and yet are always there waiting to be tied or taken out for a jog.
I watch you go by on others feet and your just not the same as when your with me. With me we are one. With me you are tied. And with me we have fun. Where on little kids you are mean and trip them or on adults you just don’t look right. On adults you have been replaced by shoes that bite and pinch every step of the day, but when you come out you just don’t look right. With me you will always have a home. With me you can always be your self, your neon green and lion covered self. You never have to match. All that I ask is that you are your self and that you let me be my self on our simultaneous journey through life!
Love Janie



Dear Society,
How dare you try to make me conform. My relation ship with my lover/owner is one special bond that I would never break. How dare you say that it would be wrong of me not to match. I don’t match so what. Who are you to say that I have to be on shoes that pinch and bite. Who says that I can’t jump in puddles of mud and water when my owner is sixteen? Who says that I can’t be thrown off to the side while my owner runs and squeals in the grass just to be a little kid again. How dare you tell me that if I am not tied tightly and securely then I don’t belong on the shoe. I am lose on days that I want to be I am tight on others. Life is not a journey for you to control but a journey for me to figure out and wind my way though, just like I weave my way thought the eyelet's that you placed in the shoe that I sleep in, just like the bow that I twist my self in to just for safeties porpoises so that my lover/owner will not trip and fall on the most important walk of her life.
sincerely Shoelaces

In poem form:

Dear Shoe laces,

Following me
Putting up with my antics
Shared secrets, known heart aches
You give to me yet I change you
give you a new
Do you resent me for forcing change on you
like unforgiving scornful eyes on a reputation
You know me best of all
Help a little chick out of her nest, show me how to fly
How to love myself as I love you
we act the same
we are one
we come undone together
we are partners in a day of coloring books, crayons, and rose colored glasses
I watch you trail by on strangers feet your just not the same with out me
With me we are one
With me we are tied

On little kids your brutal with your actions
Following then as they climb up to the culminating moment
of defeating the dragon guarding the castle
Only to make them trip and fall
causing boo-boos and black eyes

On adults you just look odd and unnatural
After being replaced by monsters
that pinch and bite with knurling teeth
After each step of the day
when they try to apologies you just wont’ take it
turning up your nose and causing them to look ridiculous

You will always have a home with me
In my soul and in my neon green and cartoon lion funky style
You never have to match, my friend
For that is who you are
You make me me and you make you you
Hand in hand or
Hand in lace
We travel on out simultaneous journey throughout life
Love,
the person you make whole

(no subject)

Come to Law's Third Annual
Poetry Jam
Where: Jonathan Law High School Cafeteria
When: Thursday May 12, 7:00 PM
Tickets are $3.

Want to participate? Submit your original poetry, rap, and prose to the boxes in room 204 and the media center by tomorrow, Monday May 9th.

The Poetry Jam is a competition of the spoken word. Where writers will perform their work, adn randomly chosen audience members will score them on a scale of one to ten.

(no subject)

I have reached an all time high today. I now that I can go throught a school day and feel completly invisable but when your own family dosen't know that you are there then you have won the game. I slept untill 11 and when I got up I heard the car pulling out. All of them were leaving for church... me I was left in the house by myself for about an hour and a half. So naturally I took my good old time getting ready with the killers blasting. That my friends is how you should be able to wake up every day.


so its my brothers birthday and the is 13 wow so old well ok. Family came over(oh man don't even go there) and are still here.


p.s. please all that I ask of you is to hope that it dosen't snow tomorrow because I really can't deal with another day home alone or not.
  • Current Music
    killers ~ mr.brightside