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Subject:Dear Karl Lagerfeld,
Time:12:00 pm
Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

Do you need a flight attendant? I have a sterling resume, excellent commercial, charter,
and corporate references, a background in menu planning and execution, and I am fluent
in German. PLUS, I have luxury retail experience (if that even helps. lol).

I will never leave my current employer but may consider it in exchange for equal
or greater compensation, full medical/dental/vision/healthcare benefits extending to (but not limited to)
cosmetic surgery and enhancements, seasonal made-to-measure Chanel uniforms,
and a set of matching travel bags.


Love Always,
Me


P.S.
I know you can get something more bongga than a Bombardier Challenger 604.

I can help you with that, too.

XOXO
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Time:2010-08-05 02:22 pm (UTC)
If you're serious, I'm sorry, but this was funny. ;-)
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