Ant problem is much worse this year. I've been trying a little of everything. Mrs. Meyers lavendar countertop spray for quick zapping, though I'm told Windex also works well for this; those little bait discs; Raid. I like the Chinese chalk, but it's hard to find because it's hazardous (duh) for kids and pets. Porn and drugs? Available anywhere. Chinese ant chalk? Have to go to a certain store and the guy slips it to you from behind the counter.
Whenever news of the Westboro Baptist Church pops up, I consider organizing a counter-demonstration: a big crowd of gay, straight, and genderqueer folks carrying signs that say, "Read the whole Book!"
I've been away for such an embarrassingly long time, I thought something special was required as a comeback. Ganked from my friend Muffin (that's her real name), a clip of a performance by the Pagagnini Quartet. There is a brief introduction in French. Blink a few times and it will be over.