It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely
Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat
Instead of Silent Night
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these
fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I can't be
merry, cos I'm hebrew.. on Christmas
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see
that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to
deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour,
or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.