November 10th, 2005

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It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any
games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..

Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely
Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa
passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat
Kosher LATKEES..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing
hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these
fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I can't be
merry, cos I'm hebrew.. on Christmas

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but
hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see
that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be
glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to
deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour,
or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your
alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And
have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a
Stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.