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[02 Nov 2009|08:17pm]
I just looked at my license and I look exactly the same as I did when I was 15 : (
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[21 Oct 2009|12:20am]

This post is all about Charlie KellyCollapse )
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[06 Oct 2009|11:38pm]

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[05 Oct 2009|11:29am]

The Philosophy of Kissing

Aristotelian kiss - a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway.

Hegelian kiss - dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss.

Wittgensteinian kiss - the important thing about this type of kiss is that it refers only to the symbol (our internal mental representation we associate with the experience of the kiss—which must necessarilly also be differentiated from the act itself for obvious reasons and which need not be by any means the same or even similar for the different people experiencing the act) rather than the act itself and, as such, one must be careful not to make unwarranted generalizations about the act itself or the experience thereof based merely on our manipulation of the symbology therefor.

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[20 Aug 2009|08:50pm]
Movies I've seen according to Netflix. I'm not saying they're all good but you've got to see some crappy ones every once in a while...Collapse )
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[03 Aug 2009|09:51pm]
"And you asked me if he was worth it, if this was worth it. I said, the thing is, the happiness that I feel when I’m with him is unlike any happiness I have ever experienced. But the sadness that consumes me during the long periods when the happiness is gone is unlike any sadness I’ve ever had, too. It is bottomless and makes me feel hopeless and sad and ugly. And I can’t decide which one is more affecting, Can I live without the happiness, can I live with that sadness? I don’t know…I don’t know anything anymore."
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[27 Jul 2009|10:19pm]
ewww Christy and Robert were canoodling in the shower just now : ((((
but on the plus side they're acting less like cunting cunts lately.
Maybe they just needed to get laid to make them cheery.
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[23 Jul 2009|10:18am]
Last night I had a dream that a bunch of girls I knew were murdered : ( And then I had a dream that I had 2 new kittens and Presto, but I was staying in the 2nd story of a hotel with some people and they let the new kittens out on the balcony and one of the kittens was kinda dumb and fell off and died : ( and then I got stung by a bee after.

WTF?? Horrible night.
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[19 Jul 2009|03:26pm]
Stuff I Like But Can't Decide OnCollapse )
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Born to die and you get to sit and watch yer t.v. set [10 Jul 2009|11:39pm]

I need to catch uppppp, look peggy isn't even dowdy and frumpy anymore!

& I need to watch all of Arrested Development since I just started
& this season of Weeds
& the last half of the most recent season of Dexter

I got a check in the mail for $283 from my credit card company because they over charged me, the fuckers.
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[07 Jul 2009|09:48pm]
I feel bad for neglecting you livejournal. And my LJ frenz. I mean it is mostly just Brooke, Wes and Caitlin who still update their livejournals (looking at you Laura & Sarah) but keep it up, I like reading your guys' entries.
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[03 Jun 2009|11:42am]
I'm so sorry TJ. You were right. I deserve all of this.
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I want a southwest omelette [03 May 2009|08:51pm]

I probably got 3 As and 3 Bs this semester. Eh. For taking 17 credits, that's not too bad.

I was gonna watch the city of lost children with my dad but he refuses to watch movies with subtitles. It looks very bizarre judging from the first 5 minutes. Santas wouldn't stop coming through the chimney in this little boy's dream and he was freakin' out then there was a machine attached to these peoples heads to harvest their dreams and everyone was screaming?

My dream last night was pretty epic. I think it was my body just trying to wake me up though cause I had a cramp. Anyways, there were aliens I guess out to destroy humanity and they implanted death machines into our world that mimicked everyday objects and it was very Transformers like but then there was a bioterror attack along with the death machines due to their alien bacterias and everyone who was attacked turned into zombies and their skin was kinda melting all over the place and THEN since that still didn't wake me up there was a natural disaster. So, when aliens, bioterror attacks, death robots and zombies don't wake me up... throw a little rain and wind my way haha



Fuck, tuition is $1155 for summer semester :(
another syke, it should be 1/3rd less because I signed up for an extra class that I'm not taking anymore.

Should I take macroeconomics online so I don't have to wake up at 8:00AM 5 days a week even though it may cost a little more online and there will be no chance for me to get summer scholarships that way?
Nevermind, I get a $2200 pell grant for summer if I take classes on campus and I'm broke as a joke so 8:00am it is.

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[20 Apr 2009|08:37pm]

a little wrong, but funny
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[16 Feb 2009|03:39pm]

Sooo creepy. He looks like he's 8 not 13

I bet her mom didn't make her put it up for adoption cause she gets £30,000 a year now.
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[29 Jan 2009|01:17am]
Today in bio lab there was a pan full of sheeps' eyeballs... why!?! If I see an eyeball and it's not attached to something living it creeps me the fuck out. which will be spectacular for optometry school eh?

speaking of,
Boston or Philadelphia?

There's only like 10 optometry schools in the US. Some are in lame states like Oklahoma and Tennessee, there's one in Ft. Lauderdale but eh, one in Chicago but I hate wind and one at UC Berkeley but it's way expensive.

The one in Boston is actually IN Boston but I would have to hear Boston accents all the time, the one in Philadelphia is actually about 20 mins away from Philadelphia which may or may not be a problem since I don't drive. And I figure Massachusetts is colder than Pennsylvania since it's further north and it's also further from NYC. I'm the only one in my family born below the Mason-Dixon line, I wanna get out of the south eventually!

OH, I got hit on by this man wearing a white Kangol hat, white fur coat and matching white jumpsuit with gold $100 bills while I was in the Greyhound station in Jacksonville hahaha

White or Optical white? My old converse I've had since 8th grade are too beat up now.

ooh one more, mint green or vanilla & pink?
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[23 Jan 2009|05:28pm]
Sooo Cristy, in all her brilliance, put plastic in the oven and obvs it melted to the rack.
Instead of fixing this she just decides to leave it.
So when I go to use the oven it filled with smoke and made the fire alarm go off.
I leave a note that says whoever melted plastic onto the rack please clean it..
Cristy then instead of cleaning it, just hid the rack in her room along with all the cookie sheets and baking pans..

ifgjoisfrgjodu. What should I do to her dish that she makes homestyle bakes in like eeeevery night?

I had a dream last night that Nintendo re-released the old NES games so you didn't have to blow into them, so today I hooked it up and played some super mario bros 3. aww yeah.
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[14 Jan 2009|04:15pm]
I need to quit squandering away my time.

I've spent most of the last 3 hours trying to make lasagna and doing goofy dances in front of my mirror.

umm, oh TJ came to visit this weekend, for the first time since frickin AUGUST!
we went to this Mediterranean restaurant, Farah's, and next door to it is this crazy head shop with tons of bowls and bongs, they even had a pussy shaped bowl! and gas masks and vaporizers and normal stuff but they also had sketchy shit like Meth pipes and whippet canisters (which tj knew about not me..) and chemistry beakers to freebase your Meth I suppose. But anyways, I bought a bowl and it's gator colors with green and purple on the ends.

and Suki the Bong too.

There was a bus mishap also, so it took us like 4 hours to get on the bus home. oh and I was taking tj downtown around 5 and we got off at the bus station and we had to go through like 3 blocks of industrial park area and there were some black people on bicycles so tj was like freakin out hahaha.

TJ said he would take me to the MONSTER TRUCK JAM in Jacksonville so I'm pretty excited about that.

I'm going to visit my sister in Orlando this weekend. Michelle and Charlie are going to volunteer at some video game thing and Michelle wants me to volunteer too but I think that would be an epic fail since I don't know anything about video games and will get sick if I look at them for too long.

ohhhh and I got netflix! and I'm lovin it. So fuck off blockbuster and your weird new pricing system!
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[09 Jan 2009|12:02am]
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[08 Jan 2009|10:20am]
I downloaded the songs from the Miss Dior Cherie commercial directed by Sophia Coppola and from Funny Games.

haha i love it!

I almost want to give Marie Antoinette a second chance, even though it was super boring the first time I watched it. But it has Jason Schwartzman and The Strokes!!
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