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01:25am 08/09/2006
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08:40pm 31/07/2006
  and inside for that matter  
     
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08:40pm 31/07/2006
  It is hotter than a pig in shit outside  
     
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08:59pm 22/06/2006
  List 10 things that make you happy.

1. winning money (I never do though)
2. friends and good times
3. not being annoyed
4. shows (band ones and tv ones)
5. nice days that aren't so hot
6. kj mcgivern
7. baywatch theme song
8. ball smell in the summer
9. excursions
10. sweet asses

Tag 5 people.

1.
2.
3. - I'm not on enough to even read the taggees do their shit
4.
5.
 
     
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11:56am 11/04/2006
  Hello friends.


blah blah blah
boo fuckin hoo

peace
 
     
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01:01pm 31/03/2006
  dude, i don't even know you
i forgot this site existed
it still blows
RING DING DONG
RING A DING DING DING DONG
 
     
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LOLz   
02:29am 13/01/2006
  1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. favourite place to be:
11. favourite lyric:
12. best time of the year:
13. weirdest food you like:
14. do farts make you laugh:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you.
4. post a picture of you (if possible):
 
     
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matchbox 20   
02:57am 06/01/2006
  1. Your name spelled backwards?
relheub sacul bocaj

2. Last incoming call on your phone?
Meredith, yesterday. The thing about my phone is that the missed call list grows way more than the incoming.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
I don't know I haven't seen MY computer in almost a month.

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Probably like PWT or Taco Bell. Little high class.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Summer.

6. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree?
I don't know the finer details of Britney's sex life and where/under what circumstances she meets her partners, couldn't really tell ya. She's garb though.

7. How many kids do you want?
Like 3.

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Rap that is popular on the radio/TV, estrogen rock, stupid shit

9. Last thing you bought:
Probably KJ or food.

10. Have you ever ridden on a bike?
The same 60 dollar Huffy that I bought with money I saved up since like 7th grade.

11. Does someone have a crush on you?
Probably not dude.

12. Ever made a prank phone call?
To Hooked On Phonics.

13. Closest friend?
Sadie

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes, why not?

15. What shoes are you wearing right now?
who wears shoes at 3 a.m.?

16. Do you have a garden?
Yeah, but it's a secret

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Not Marmaduke, not Cathy. I fucking hate both of those pieces of shit. Also not like "Bible Tales" or whatever that shady one is. The rest are all equally "decent."

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I definitely do but as I try to think of a specific few in the middle I can't.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, anytime

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
American Girl

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Pepperoni and Double Cheese

22. Chips or popcorn?
Both are pretty good, I don't eat popcorn as often though because it's healthier

23. Who is your best friend?
Little repetetives.

24. What did ur last text message you received say?
"6.5 tues"

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope!

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange, both are mad good from McDonalds I used to gank way more apple but orange is where it's at, makes your mouth mad phlegmy if you drink it right.

27. Who was the last people you went out to dinner with?
Either Aaron, Coach, Fartel, Sand or I have gone since and don't remember.

28. What did the last text message that u sent say?
"6.5 tues"

29. Lucky number?
27

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Over the summer.

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Mad trophies.

32. Are you a good cook?
the goodest.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
What am I from New Jersey?

34. Do the chinese really use cats in their food?
Well they don't put cats in like the General Tso Chicken like people try to say, that's for sure, I have no idea what they do behind closed doors but the Chinese never seemed like a cat-eating people to me, also there is a ridiculous amount of people in China and if they were all eating cats, it probably wouldn't be an unproven stupid rumor for so long because there would be like no cats left.
Think about it like this: I know way less cats than I do people, so there must be way more people in the world. I'd say for every 100 people I know, I know like 5 cats. That would mean there are 20x more people in the world than cats, assuming that my hypothetical is anywhere near legit (which it most likely isn't). Even so, something like 1/6 of the world's people living in China just PUNISHING cats on a daily basis would be like way more people eating cats than cats existing, so it can't be so. The most unsound logic of all time, but there it is.

35. Sprite or 7-Up?
Sprite, no contest.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
You better believe it.

37. Last thing you ate?
some shady little cookies

38. Ever thrown up in public?
Oh god yeah.

39. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire?
Be a millionaire, I'm sure I'll find love, whoever heard of fake love any way?

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't know.

41. Think fast, who do you hate right now?
Frasier.

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
I took Fartel there a while back... maybe him.

43. Where will you be for Valentines day?
I don't know.

44. Last time you laughed?
Earlier.

45. What's your favorite animal?
Liger.

46. What was the name of your first pet?
Don't remember, some cat that was my parents before I was born probably. Smokey was my first that I cared about.

47. Who is the second to last person to call you?
Nick

48. Is there anything going on this weekend?
Nothing out of the ordinary I'm sure.

49. How are you feeling right now?
Blank, awake

50. What do you think about most?
What is and isn't gay
 
     
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02:52am 19/12/2005
  So tonight I'm at my brother's hockey game instead of at the show (my feet hurt)
some lady behind us says something about a player "It's gotta be hard to beat off all those guys when they're on top of you" and Bodge just mumbles "Did I just hear that right??"
Boner and I got a good laugh out of it. After which I came home, layed on the couch, moved downstairs and laid on another couch and watched Degrassi and South of Nowhere (Gabrielle Christian, let me play with your parts...) now "it's 3 a.m. I must be lonely."
I'm about to watch Uptown Girls on demand. The one thing that sucks about that is that I'm not sure if Dakota Fanning's grill is all jacked in that movie since I haven't seen it. I saw her over the summer on some awards show, I couldn't draw or even dream of an uglier set of teeth. Somehow I've never noticed it in a movie.
 
     
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bullshit   
02:26am 19/12/2005
  01 List ten things you want to say to people but you know you never would (or whatever)
02 Don't say who they are.
03 (Don't) Disable comments (just in case people have something to say, that can be very frustrating sometimes.)
04 Never discuss it again. (or do, whichever)


Hey white boy, what you doin uptown?Collapse )
 
     
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08:19pm 03/12/2005
  So if we met under the mistletoe...
Would you let me play with your butthole?

( ) YES
( ) MAYBE
( ) NO

Reply to it with a yes or no... then copy and repost!
 
     
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06:57pm 21/10/2005
  i miss the summer and the people that were a part of it, it was gay at the time since it was stressful and nothing cool or good really happened at all to me or around me, but it's definitely missable.  
     
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10:18pm 27/09/2005
  I'm sitting here trying to figure out what I'm gonna write a paper on about some dude that came and talked about Jewish people, meanwhile my ass is falling asleep but it itches at the same time so I try to scratch and I can't even feel the scratch... shady.  
     
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10:37am 27/09/2005
  "growing up" is gay  
     
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11:05am 11/08/2005
  Just woke up from a dream that me, Cody, Nate, and Moezes were in Canada in Moezes' car and we had no g. when we got to the border, and we had jack in the trunk and the bitch at customs asked what we had to bring across and I got out and trifled in the trunk somehow shadily and hid it, that doesn't matter though... so she tells us where to go to get gas and we do that, then we go to this weird mall-type thing and meet all these people but the only two I remember were some chick and a 12-year-old kid that wanted to hit it with her. So we end up doing all this gay shit and horkin a bunch, then the kid sends me into the store with like $3.75 in quarters and I'm supposed to buy him a present for the girl but I'm like "Dude, you got no money." and he just tells me to go buy a pack of cigarettes for her. So we go in, and we go through all this weird crap where people live and then end up in this living room/candy shop run by this lady Pam that I work with in real life and I buy 2 kinds of shady candy and then we leave. We're supposed to be heading to Lundy's Lane for Cody to go get a massage, and we're just driving on this road but then for some reason Moezes turns a stupid way and ends up driving into this river, we don't think it's a big deal because his car is doing fine just driving on the water but then we realize that we're headed right for a waterfall, so he starts reversing against the current of this river and I'm just looking behind us like "Jesus Christ." The current is pretty much too strong so we're reversing but not going anywhere, and slowly drifting closer to the waterfall, then all the sudden there's a ton of traffic that pops out of nowhere behind us and someone slams right into the back of the car and we all jump out of it just as it's all crushed up and goes over the waterfall. So, we walk into the city and then I remember that I was retarded and forgot to buy the kid his pack of cigarettes.  
     
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update on the neighborhood   
02:29pm 15/07/2005
  i wrote shit that i deleted
it wasn't controversial or insightful it was just about the women in the neighborhood
and by women i mean one milf and mad youngens



the other day i was being a dick in a joking way, people were acting all "oh my god" and i'm like, "wtf"
i don't know why i felt like being a dick at the time and i wasn't being serious which makes it gay that it was like bothering people, but it was beauty
being a dick is sweet
even though i don't really do or say that many nice things that i can think of off hand, i think i might be too nice, and it's not working for me

last night we went to Joey V's while Cobweb was finishing up and were hanging out in the back room, we were all in a state of being easily amused so we were fucking around with some rubber gloves and blowing them up and filling them up in the sink... they were getting so huge, and my mind started ticking.
so then I got the idea that we should drive some of them to this huge fuckin bridge where Route 62 passes over Mills Road in like Eden somewhere (which is shady because I don't really know the area but I knew the bridge from the night before because I remembered it looked cool when we drove under it)...
So Moezes and Cobweb drove with 2 gloves filled up in the trunk, one of them popped like instantly and got water all over so then Moezes held the other one instead of putting it in the trunk and we drove out there, Cody and I went under the bridge and they went up top and dropped it

It landed right in the middle of the road so hard and was mad loud, and the wave of water went out in like a perfect circle like a nuclear explosion without the mushroom cloud, it was pretty fuckin cool, you should all see it some time.
But no one is allowed to do it except us because I invented it.


Fuckin....creamy coconut
 
     
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10:24pm 09/07/2005
  I wish I had some kind of machine attached to my body that would write down things for me when I thought of them, because I come up with a lot of good shit like song lyrics, band names, and ideas for movies and also just good thoughts of things to write about any given topic (like essay style shit about life and other peoples' behaviors), but I'm usually either working, driving, or high when I think of them and can't write them, then I forget them because I'm an idiot. And by the time I remember I'm too lazy.

Lots of fucked up shit going on lately. It sucks. Sorry to people that have shitty things happening to them/around them. Happens to the best of us.

Food for thought:
Sometimes situations look a certain way and may be confusing but the only reason things are confusing is because you're making them be. Step back from anything and look at it from any perspective but your own and usually things aren't too hard to sort out. When you stand to lose or gain from a situation, or you know what you want and aren't sure about how to get it or whether you can, you tend to see and interpret things in a stupid-ass way because you can't just accept the truth. You're clowning yourself.
This is all written about one situation in particular, but it really applies to anything.

People really bother me a lot.
I suck at my own life but I always feel like I could easily kick someone else out of their shoes and step in and make things perfect for them, eliminate all of their gay problems and issues and stuff. It's just never as hard as people are making it for themselves.

Another thing that bothers me is when girls that aren't fat or ugly think that they are one or both and are vocal about it.
It bothers me for many reasons, some dependent on the situation:

A) If you're fat and ugly, what the fuck am I?
B) It's annoying as fuck to hear about how much you hate yourself
C) Usually you're wrong
D) You probably puke up your food and that sucks
E) You sound like you're just fishing for compliments
F) I guarantee someone out there wants to knock them boots so quit bitching
G) Low self-esteem is gay and annoying
H) What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
I) Interestingly enough, there are tons of huge, disgusting bitches out there that three of you inside one pair of elastic-ankled sweatpants couldn't hold a torch to... Yet, I've never heard a huge, gross woman complain about how she felt fat or ugly.




I just wrote so much and not really about anything. Had a lot more that I cut out to not offend people and to not bore people with feelings and stuff.
 
     
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02:16pm 30/06/2005
  Death is a pretty shitty thing. Sure, it's all a part of life but it still sucks.

When you're a little kid it seems like you don't really have to deal with death (unless you're terribly unfortunate) because you and your friends are too young to die (again, unless you're really unfortunate) and when older people die it seems like most of the time you're too young to really get what's going on and care. At least it seemed that way for me. I never really had to deal with anyone dying until like 10th or 11th grade and have it actually affect me. Since then it seems like I can't get away from it.

It's the most helpless feeling when you hear that someone you know has died. It sucks to know that you can't do anything about it even if you tried and neither can anyone else. It sucks to know that your friends and their families have to deal with the same things as you, some of them to an incredibly greater extent. Most of all it sucks to know that someone is gone and they ain't never coming back. It sucks to know that it's going to be you, one day or another.

My heart goes out to the Sidey family. It's really not my place to tell their story but do me a favor and keep em in your thoughts.
 
     
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10:24pm 28/06/2005
  I got Tuberculosis.  
     
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12:00pm 22/06/2005
  wisen up  
     
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