Tags: humor

bad cat

Headlines and another Rall comic

I got a chuckle out of Reuters' headlines for Top Stories:

  • Bush denies Iraq headed for civil war
  • Polls show support for Iraq war at new low
  • Bush still backs Dubai ports deal
  • Supreme Court hears Anna Nicole Smith's case

  • *shakes head*

    Through sheer force of denial will, Bush can create realities where once only talking points existed.

    At least Anna Nicole is getting her day before the Supreme Court, so the system isn't completely broken.

    And now a Rall:

    Now I've got "I'm Just a Bill" stuck in my head.
    william morris

    (no subject)

    On Wednesday, he initially denied having called for Chavez to be killed and said The Associated Press had misinterpreted his remarks.

    "I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out,'" Robertson said on his show. "'Take him out' could be a number of things including kidnapping."

    LOL! I suppose 'take him out' could also mean 'wine and dine', 'dinner and a movie', 'romantic walks by the beach'...

    Or maybe 'take him out' to a ball game.

    It doesn't have to mean 'assassination' - it could be more along the lines of a kidnapping.
    You see - kidnapping a foreign head of state is much more respecful of the democratic process and national sovereignty than assassination. I'm sure the Lord loves a good kidnapping.

    ::cues music::

    Do it! Take your Mama Hugo out all night!