_bazilisk_ (_bazilisk_) wrote,

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Exfoliating Droogs

Stupid thought of the day:

Exfoliating droogs.

They go around in gangs and instead of beating people to death for fun, make their skin clearer by holding them down and scrubbing their faces with pumice stones. The screams of the victims as they're going down, thinking they're about to be killed, then, after the treatment, "Tea tree oil aftershave? I fucking HATE tea tree oil! I smell like a bloody hippy! Damn you droogs!"

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