Bad Girls + Jack (_badgirls) wrote,
Bad Girls + Jack
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Loren: Panda Ann, have you thought about a birthing plan?

Panda Ann: Hmm

Panda Ann: I saw a movie on that gay channel the other day

Loren: Logo?

Panda Ann: No, Lifetime, television for gay guys? Anyway, It was about a girl who just popped it out in the bathroom and then danced the night away worries for another day let the music play go down on panda ann *clap clap* go down on Panda Ann

Panda Ann: Or maybe...Water birth in Africa

Loren: Is that such a good idea?

Panda Ann: Oh no it'll be great

Panda Ann: Ohhhh mother Africaaaa

Panda Ann: And the Lions are all "RAWR, you look good papparazzi, imma eat you, imma gobble you right up like you was a limpy little gazelle"

Loren: Hmm...well, if that doesn't work out...

Loren: Have you ever heard of a silent birth?
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