Loren: Panda Ann, have you thought about a birthing plan?
Panda Ann: Hmm
Panda Ann: I saw a movie on that gay channel the other day
Panda Ann: No, Lifetime, television for gay guys? Anyway, It was about a girl who just popped it out in the bathroom and then danced the night away worries for another day let the music play go down on panda ann *clap clap* go down on Panda Ann
Panda Ann: Or maybe...Water birth in Africa
Loren: Is that such a good idea?
Panda Ann: Oh no it'll be great
Panda Ann: Ohhhh mother Africaaaa
Panda Ann: And the Lions are all "RAWR, you look good papparazzi, imma eat you, imma gobble you right up like you was a limpy little gazelle"
Loren: Hmm...well, if that doesn't work out...
Loren: Have you ever heard of a silent birth?