Panda Ann: This is the worst pain evers!!
Loren: You can do it panda ann!
Panda Ann: No, no I can't worst. pain. ever.
Loren: Exercise is a vital part of any healthy pregnancy, now get that leg up
Panda Ann: ughhhhhh there
Loren: Now, ten reps, up and down
Panda Ann: What a life!
Panda Ann: I never exercise because it seems useless to get into this position without the hope of an orgasm, or seven
Panda Ann: Unless you were gonna...you know...
Loren: Now lets finish up with a big stretch
Panda Ann: ...Maybe just put it in me, i don't know, just a suggestion...
Loren: Stretch them as wide as you can, since you're new to exercise you may not do so well
Loren: But after a few more weeks, you'll be able to stretch your legs out really wid...
Loren: ....
Panda Ann: What?
Panda Ann: You know what? I do feel much better already
Loren: I knew you would, and with a little work
Loren: You can have a totally hot type 1 stoma
Panda Ann: SHHHHHHH
Panda Ann: The baby is talking to me...
Loren: Uh...Your baby talks to you?
Panda Ann: Of course! At first I thought it was the demon voices that guide me, but it's not telling me to burn down any churches
Loren: You know unborn babies aren't supposed to talk, right?
Panda Ann: Someone wants some candy corn!
To be continued