_aredhel's Journal

Planning on bombing the Middle East but just don't have the funds? Would you like to engage in the fun and exciting world of the weapons trade, if you only could? Perhaps you just want to have your very own biological arsenal, for kicks?

We at Rum and Monkey know how difficult it is to be a successful tyrant in this era of peace and tranquility. The oppressive regime bubble has well and truly burst, and it is often impossible for human rights violations and the breaching of international law to carry on without support; this is why we have designed this system.


Donate Weapons of Mass Destruction

And then your friends, colleagues and neighbouring nations can begin sending you unpleasant death in boxes. Enjoy.

"Prince, when I took your goblet tall,
And smashed it with inebriate care,
I knew not how from Rome to Gaul
You gained it; I was unaware-

It stood by Charlemagne's guest chair,
And served Saint Peter at High Mass.
I'm sorry if the thing were rare...
I like the sound of breaking glass..."

" 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?'
'The names of all the stars, and of all living things, and the whole history of Middle-earth and Over-heaven and of the Sundering Seas,' laughed Pippin. 'Of course! What less?...' "
The Two Towers III 11