I am 22 years old. I aspire to be many things that I will never be. I have a lab (Chloe), two cats (Salem & Nubbie), seven rats (Fergie, Emma, Polka, Maddie, Faroe, Encephalon, and Fyn), and two female mice - Tiger Lily and Mitsy. My pets mean absolutely everything to me. I am a complete hippie. I enjoy a vast array of music. I find it hard to listen to whole songs, since I have what many call, "music ADD." I am a grammar nazi to the fullest. I have snake bites (two piercings in my bottom lip). I am damn sexy. I am a clean freak, and I have an on-going love affair with bedroom, which I designed from top to bottom. I love cake, burgers and french fries. I love shopping. I heart reading, and constantly buy insane amounts of books, magazines and comic books. I spend way too much at eBay, Etsy, Amazon, Sephora, LUSH, JoAnn Fabrics and many more. I think people who have "sex" in their interests are really, really lame. If you breed animals, or don't spay/neuter your pets, I probably won't want much to do with you.