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oh oh my gosh i am so TIRED and i want to tell everyone about my school and city and life and how great it is and blaaah but i have homework and but honestly i am mostly tired-dead
so everyone just come lay (lie? fuck, i will never get this) in my bed and i will tell you all about it and then fall asleep on your backpack so you can't leave!

i do not drool no worries

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oh god every time i try to write about the midterm elections i sound like a big pretentious douchebag, and then i go on my friendslist and i am like "oh sam said exactly what i wanted to only with a better vocabulary and without sounding like a pretenious douchebag, i suck" so instead here is a really incoherent list of the happies & crappies that made me the happiest & crappiest

happies
yay for all the uteruses of south dakota
no parental notification takin over the west coast
see icon, and await many more NANTASIC (hah new adjective, i love myself) icons in the future okkkkkk

crappies
-stop playa hatin on gay marriage everyone
-fucking reichert i am going to eat your face off and it isn't going to be pleasant, but then you will probably just alert the school district i work for and get me fired on the grounds that it is inappropriate to eat off the faces of STUPID WANKERS in front of middle school children, even though everyone knows that you eat your first face off in like, 2rd grade, and that by the time you are  13 you eat faces off like it is just no big deal. your friend tells you to shut up? you eat his face off. your mom grounds you? you eat her face off!! your teacher gives you an F on a test? as they walk away, you eat their face off, behind their back, but you are still eating their face, even if they don't know it, except sometimes they turn around and see you eating their face and that REALLY SUCKS because you can't just stop eating their face and pretend like nothing happened, and there you are, with your face eating just chilling out right there. then you have to do lunch detention and no one likes lunch detention because they give you shitty sandwiches. and half of the kids will prob think i am so cool for eating his face off, anyway! they will be like, yeah! i can totally talk to shanay, she is someone i can relate to, because i don't feel nervous around her! i know i can eat off the faces of moron politicians and she'll accept me for it!!! sort of like how i was everyone's favvvvv natural helper because everyone thought i was on drugs or something, but really i just forget to shower a lot. except this is about eating faces and bus drivers and not showering or shitty sandwiches.

i hope someone has any idea what i am talking about because i don't even think i do, omg i am so tired, goodnight

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my costume was a black dress far too short to wear regularly, and lots of leopord print, red lipstick, and my ridiculosuly large hair. i was going to be a cat but i couldn't find ears, or a tail, so i guess i was just hot for halloween.

i'm going to go eat a bunch of popcorn and peanut butter squares and watch the rest of toxic avenger.

next year i want to dress up as the class of nuke em high:


yesss.

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Iggy The Reaper: my mom saw some show on ABC today
Iggy The Reaper: its about some girl who works at a fashion thing
shanaysays: yeah?
Iggy The Reaper: and she wears like sweaters and librarian glasses
Iggy The Reaper: AND MY MOM GOES
Iggy The Reaper: 'ALEX LOOK ITS SHANAY'
shanaysays: HAHAHAH
shanaysays: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Iggy The Reaper: AND I LOOK
Iggy The Reaper: AND IT TOTALLY LOOKSL IKE YOU
Iggy The Reaper: AND I CRACK UP
Iggy The Reaper: FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
shanaysays: haha omg!
Iggy The Reaper: I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO AMKE FUN OF INSTEAD OF ME BEING CALLED THE GUY FROM EVEN STEVENS
shanaysays: what was her name!
Iggy The Reaper: i dont know
shanaysays: oh crap
shanaysays: what was the show on abc
Iggy The Reaper: its some weird show where some "smart but nerdy girl with a heart of gold"
Iggy The Reaper: works on some shitty fashion magazine
shanaysays: OH
shanaysays: UGLY BETTY?!
Iggy The Reaper: with all the 'pretty girls"
Iggy The Reaper: but they all look the same
shanaysays: UGLY BETTY!
Iggy The Reaper: dont konw
shanaysays: yes
Iggy The Reaper: i was only in the room for like 5 minutes
shanaysays: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_Betty
shanaysays: this?
Iggy The Reaper: and iw as laughing the whole time
Iggy The Reaper: hahaha that picture looks nothing like it!
Iggy The Reaper: she was wearing
Iggy The Reaper: like
Iggy The Reaper: this sweater thing
Iggy The Reaper: that looks like one you have
shanaysays: the green one?
Iggy The Reaper: and she goes "IM GOING TO GO EAT SOME ORGANIC FOOD"
Iggy The Reaper: OR SOMETHING
Iggy The Reaper: AND I WAS LIKE
Iggy The Reaper: 'HAHAHAHAHA'
shanaysays: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
shanaysays: this makes my really shitty day like twelve thousand times better
shanaysays: tell your mom i love her!
Iggy The Reaper: SHE WAS LIKE
Iggy The Reaper: "HEY ALEX, WHO DOES TAHT LOOK LIKE"
Iggy The Reaper: AND IM LIKE
Iggy The Reaper: "SHANAY?! HAHA OMQ"
shanaysays: haha DID YOU SAY OMQ
Iggy The Reaper: NO
Iggy The Reaper: YES
shanaysays: omg dying
Iggy The Reaper: I DONT KNOW
Iggy The Reaper: CUTE
shanaysays: HAHHA
shanaysays: YES
shanaysays: CUTE
shanaysays: ILU
Iggy The Reaper: ITS IN MY VOCABULARY FROM WHEN CUTE 15 YEAR OLDS WOULD BESET UPON ME IN GROUPS AND KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO LAUNDRYMATS AND FIND HEARTS IN THINGS
shanaysays: dude we were like 11 then
Iggy The Reaper: 12
shanaysays: 13
Iggy The Reaper: 12 PLZ
shanaysays: ok
shanaysays: we were twelve years old.