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12 November 2009 @ 08:04 am
 
 
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05 December 2008 @ 04:36 am
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
 
 
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04 September 2008 @ 07:25 am
I LOL'd so hard.


Pro-life billboard vandalized with Joker reference.


Don't miss the comments.

I don't give a rat's ass either way about abortion or the pro-life thing, because I don't have a uterus of my own. But that Dark Knight reference is serious and epic win :D

Sauce.
 
 
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03 September 2008 @ 07:21 am
The Onion: Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts



WASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11.

"I looked at the calendar yesterday, and I couldn't believe my eyes—9/11 is almost here!" a rosy-cheeked Cheney said upon returning to the White House Sunday with two giant bags overflowing with gift-wrapped boxes and big red bows. "It's the most wonderful time of the year."

While Cheney is known by many to be cold and taciturn for the other 11 months of the year, those close to the vice president say there is something about the 9/11 season that puts a smile on his face and a spring in his step. Each Sept. 11 morning since 2001, Cheney has come to work donning a fireman costume and handed out small, thoughtful gifts to all White House staffers. In addition, at his home on 9/11 Eve, Cheney lays out large piles of presents for his children and grandchildren underneath the colorfully lit, six-foot-tall 9/11 towers that he sets up by the fireplace.

According to Cheney, Sept. 11 is a time to reflect and give thanks for all the benefits and blessings 9/11 has given him in the past.



...But amid all the decorating and gift-giving, Vice President Cheney is careful not to let all the 9/11 festivities distract him from the deeper significance the day holds.

"Sometimes, in all the hustle and bustle of the season, it's easy to forget the true meaning of Sept. 11," Cheney said. "Sept. 11 is not about fancy 9/11 parades, or big 9/11 office parties. In fact, it's not even just about two buildings crumbling to the ground and leaving thousands of innocent people dead."

"No," Cheney continued. "No, 9/11 is about the warm feeling you get when you help an elderly woman cross the street and then whisper to her that the terrorists can strike at any moment. 9/11 is about the satisfaction of telling people to do things and then them doing it—not because they want to, but because they are afraid to do otherwise. 9/11 is about removing Saddam Hussein from power. But most of all, 9/11 is about love."


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cheney_waits_until_last_minute
 
 
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27 August 2008 @ 07:28 pm
I have no strong feelings about Obama either way, but this did make me LOL hard.



Sauce.
 
 
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Current Music: The Scorpions, now that I can't get the song outta my head.
 
 
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01 August 2008 @ 07:15 am

Breaking News from The Onion: Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet.
EARTH—Gore's son Kal-Al is faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the EPA's Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound.
The funniest thing I've read in probably months, honestly.



A collection of the most bizarre houses and residences.




And a giant 6 foot tall cow, the size of a small elephant.




A pair of identical twins marry another pair of identical twins, and both pairs give birth to one pair of identical twins each.




GPS has caused over 300,000 car crashes in the UK because drivers are paying more attention to the little device than the road.



CBS edits McCain gaffe from interview, provides fake answer for viewers to cover for McCain.


UPS driver who loved his job and lost a fight with cancer, gets one special, final delivery.


Students protest prostitution by dressing up as hookers. Wait, what?


Man's fat wife gets thin, cheats on him, leaves him for younger guy. So husband sells wife's wedding dress on eBay to pay for the divorce.


SWAT Team honored for bravery for breaking into, shooting up and wrecking the wrong house. The house was raided just before Christmas and left riddled with bullet holes everywhere.


Headline says it all: Police reject candidate for being too intelligent. The candidate sued for discrimination and lost. It looks like many theories about cops may be proven here...
 
 
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05 June 2008 @ 03:09 am


Found on this Fark thread.
 
 
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01 May 2008 @ 01:57 am
 
 
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