Nine gigantic hearts seen from above.
Pictured: The tiny half-kilometer island of Galesnjak in Croatia.
Cracked: Eight Guinness world record attempts that went wrong, hilariously.
Meet Summer, the owner of the world's longest tail for a horse.
Judge's daughter sues truck driver she rear-ended and 15 other defendants for negligence in the death of her boyfriend, despite the fact she was drunk and tested three times the legal limit after the accident.
Shelton, her family and the family of the boyfriend who was killed are suing for $20,000 for the destruction of the Lexus SUV she was driving and an undetermined amount for mental anguish, pain and suffering.
Plainclothes cops beat up 12-year-old honor student outside her own home, then arrest her 3 weeks later for fighting back that day.
Zoo apologizes for farting gorillas.
Zoo managers have taken Brussels sprouts off the Christmas menu after the vegetable caused an attack of flatulence in their gorillas. The staff at Chessington Zoo fed the giant apes on the seasonal favourite as they are filled with nutritional goodness. However, they hadn't reckoned with the gassy qualities of the tiny veggies. Now the zoo has issued an apology after guests at the zoo expressed their horror at the potent smell that started emanating from the gorillas' enclosure.
14 habits that make you fat.
After Top Gear's rather unflattering review of the all-electric Tesla Roadster sportscar, Tesla has a lot to say in response to the review.
Miss World, a Russian, photographed holding up her country's flag upside down... again. How do you say FAIL in Russian?
Drillers in Hawaii accidentally stumble upon undisturbed magma chamber, delighting scientists.
Would anyone like a used Space Shuttle?
Volvo has been fined 200,000 Euros for an accident where the brakes on a teacher's Volvo failed, causing her to run over three schoolchildren on their way to school, killing two and seriously injuring the third. The court ruled that Vovlo was aware of the defect but did not issue a recall.
A big gallery of the 2008 Greek riots, triggered after Greek cops shot a 15 year old.
Chrysler has shut down all production, at least for the next 30 days.
Man issues a cheque made out of toilet paper to pay for parking ticket, ends up in court, causes hilarity.
1,500 parakeets rescued from two-room apartment. Is that a new record?
Woman spent hours on a roller-coaster ride, unaware she was pregnant and about to give birth. She gave birth the next day.
In other news: People this stupid are actually breeding. I swear, the movie Idiocracy is a prophecy.
Shark commits suicide by leaping out of tank and into waterslide meant for humans.
Plane hits cow during emergency landing.
Cracked photoshop contest: The Worst Christmas Ever.
The granddaughter of the world's richest man cannot afford insurance or cable TV.
Chief Justice serves filet mignon to homeless.
Wife suspects husband of cheating, demands that he let her smell his penis. Husband beats up wife. Florida.
Human-sized heart left at car wash.
Over one half of the entire population of the town of Wilmington, Ohio have lost their jobs. 7,500 out of the town's 13,000 residents were laid off from DHL and ABX Air.
Why the $100,000 a year job of lighthouse keeping isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds.
Heroic pit bull with a broken leg in a plaster cast chases burglars out of home while her owners were out.
Why you shouldn't download child porn onto your laptop and leave it in your police patrol car.
About America's cheapest family, an Arizona family of seven that lives happily on a budget of $44,000 a year, debt free.
The year 2008 summed up in 40 gorgeous pics.