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Found on 4chan. What?

Um. Wow. I tripped balls when I read this, and it took me a while, coz my Hindi sucks. I found this on 4chan, and I'm like, who would have made this? More to the point, who would have gotten it? Are there a lot of Indian 4channers mad that there aren't enough Hindi image macros? And what's with the three wolf moon shirt?

Seriously, how many people in the world would be bizarre / diverse / confused enough to get this? This is a LOT of very culture-specific randomity intersecting way too many unrelated references O.O

Oh. What it says:

"America: Give us your oil, motherfucker!"

I mean literally. It's not even a bad translation, that's pretty much exactly what it says.
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BREAKING NEWS: AT&T blocking 4chan. Oh god.

BreakingNews: CentralGadget.com: AT&T states that they have requested specific changes from 4chan’s owners, and that 4chan has not complied.

BreakingNews: CentralGadget.com: AT&T has confirmed that they are “currently blocking portions of the internet site 4chan.org”.

From 4chan: Update:

Headline: Techcrunch: AT&T reportedly blocks 4chan. This is going to get ugly.
In other words, AT&T has just opened perhaps the most vindictive, messy can of worms it could have possibly found. Blocking any site is an extreme breach of user trust, but the decision to block 4chan in particular just seems stupid. Expect the web equivalent of rioting if this doesn’t change soon.

*grabs internet popcorn*

ETA: I've been hearing disturbing theories among the comments of some tech sites that this is a deliberate, clever ploy by AT&T and others to get Anonymous to attack, so they can be revealed as vile despicable CP-posting scum, therefore further justifying internet censorship. Which is even more worrying.

ETA 2: Now there's talk that 4chan is under a massive DDOS attack and the block has been lifted.
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4chan is down again :(

Hundreds of dead / dying baby penguins washing ashore in Argentinia. Also, Many more penguins are being killed off by sudden abnormal rainshowers.

Via ceciliacarnage: Amish people killed in car accident, on the way to a funeral. WAT

Burglar finds out the hard way that heating and ventilation shafts aren't really made as they appear in movies.

French tourist repeatedly smashes 4 year old daughter's head into Italian monument, then repeats process with own head. She's now in a coma.

And now, a knife with a trigger on its handle that releases frozen gas into the stab wound through it's exploding tip to freeze internal organs.

Dominican gang cuts out the middle man, run their own police operations. Dominican gangsters ran their own police network, spanning payment to informants, surveillance, impersonation of police raids complete with counterfeit squad cars, and ruthless interrogation. Fruits of the raids (including at least 1650 pounds of cocaine) were sold on the street. Favored torture techniques involved nut/plier technologies, hot irons, and of course, waterboarding.

State the obvious award: Egyptian men are assholes. Having grown up in the Middle East, I can verify that this is true and obvious for anyone that's met or has known more than one Egyptian man. It's like it's in their DNA or something, I don't know.

NASA needs urine.
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You are 79% 4chan material.

You're an average 4channer - far from being a newfag, with plenty of knowledge of our subculture and various memes, and the potential to be downright hilarious at times. Yet you've managed to keep a few shreds of your sanity, and aren't the out-of-hand Anonymous that makes it to those news reports. In other words, you are the best kind of 4channer.

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