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Where are you going to hold the ritual?
How many do you expect to attend?
OH NO! There are 2 HIGH PRIESTESSES! How do you decide who gets to lead the Ritual?
How old are you?
How do you like to dress?
What is your sexual preference?
How old are you?
How many are in your Coven?
Always brings a camera to skyclad ritualshottencolden
Drowns from the weight of their hubcap sized pentacle after being set on fire by coven matesblacbutterfly
Brings their Christian friend, who proceeds to ask everyone if they are Devil Worshipperslifewithlogan
Runs around the whole time screaming 'NEVER AGAIN THE BURNING TIMES!!!'ldragoon
Calls the quarters with their cellphonefingerbones
Has a feud with the earthclad coven down the streetblacbutterfly
Becomes confused when they try to invert a star of davidcindimama
as The High Priestess ______'s STD may interfere with Drawing Down the Moonrynthetyn
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Apparently, a few recent robberies in Dubai were committed by men on bicycles. The police response has been to impound 1,000 bicycles without explaining their reasoning to the people riding them. I'm scared of what the authorities will do when they realize some robbers flee on the power of their own two feet.

And other fail Dubai-related news from dubaiwalla.

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9 AMerican Eagle aircraft grounded after being damaged by TSA inspectors during security check.

Nine American Eagle airplanes were grounded Tuesday after a TSA inspector, conducting an overnight security check, used sensitive instrument probes to climb onto the parked aircraft at Chicago's O'Hare Airport, aviation sources tell ABCNews.com....

...Pilots were furious at the TSA misstep. "The brilliant employees used an instrument located just below the cockpit window that is critical to the operation of the onboard computers," one pilot wrote on an American Eagle internet forum. "They decided this instrument, the TAT probe, would be adequate to use as a ladder," the pilot wrote.

Another pilot wrote the TSA agents, "are now doing things to our aircraft that may put our lives, and the lives of our passengers at risk."

The TSA has been conducting such overnight spot checks at airports around the country.
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Why you should read FSTST (Fundies Say The Darndest Things)

From Fundies Say the Darndest Things:

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
-Gods soldier

“Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.”
-cdevidal

Have you ever seen an airplane or a bird? They defy the theory of gravity. Dont’ say stupid stuff….. theorys can be broken, that’s why they’re not laws…..
-Davey

its to bad you guys need science in order to think, you can’t seem to think without some sort of evidence, sounds like gullible minds to me.
-mars

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
-Linda

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
-Ia Orana

And perhaps the best quote of all time:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]
-awesomestnerd

I can't stop LOLing.
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Breaking News: Barack Obama is NOT in fact the Antichrist.

Breaking news! According to the authors of the Left Behind series of Christian novels, Barak Obama is NOT, in fact, the Antichrist.

“I’ve gotten a lot of questions the last few weeks asking if Obama is the antichrist,” says novelist Jenkins. “I tell everyone that I don’t think the antichrist will come out of politics, especially American politics.”

“I can see by the language he uses why people think he could be the antichrist,” adds LaHaye, “but from my reading of scripture, he doesn’t meet the criteria. There is no indication in the Bible that the antichrist will be an American.”


Yay! Good to know that's cleared up.

From Friendly Atheist.
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Tonight's internet scrapings and oddities.

Al Quaeda in Iraq has banned women from buying cucumbers because they're too phallic, and men from buying tomatoes because they're too feminine. Just my humble opinion, but I think that rules like this say more about the mentality of the people making and enforcing them, than of those made to obey it.

Ten things you didn't know about oil.

What will the suburbs be like in ten or twenty years?

German farmer gets double arm transplant.

Bum stabs bum in argument over who was better panhandler. via kimberlin.


"There were thousands of bodies piled high. I saw hearts that had been taken from live people in medical experiments... They said a wife of one of the SS officers saw a tattoo she liked on the arm of a prisoner, and had the skin made into a lampshade. I saw that."
James Hoyt, one of the four U.S. soldiers to first see Germany's Buchenwald concentration camp, has died at 83.



Flat Earthers still complain of prejudice from people everywhere for believing the earth is a flat disc surrounded all around by the icy ring of the South Pole (pictured).
Quote: "People are definitely prejudiced against flat-Earthers," society member John Davis tells the BBC. "Many use the term 'flat-Earther' as a term of abuse, and with connotations that imply blind faith, ignorance or even anti-intellectualism."


Actual headline: Court grants injunction to stop woman cutting off man's penis.



The White House has its own interrogation room.
...a disturbing case in Washington, D.C., where security officials detained and interrogated Usman Khosa, a Pakistani U.S. college graduate, because he was “fiddling” with his iPod near White House gates. Officials took Khosa to an interrogation room “beneath” the White House. “Usman Khosa is a Pakistani national in his early twenties, a graduate of Connecticut College now working for the International Monetary Fund,” Suskind notes...



More pics of the world's lowest low-riding van.




Introducing the world's smallest solar powered car.
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Winner: Fantasy Fiction
"Toads of glory, slugs of joy," sang Groin the dwarf as he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed the first few words.
- Alex Hall, Greeley, CO


The winner (and runners up) of the award for worst writing of 2008, named the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, have been announced.

I'm giggling like a mental patient and making an ass of myself here at work reading these. Also, don't read this drinking Pepsi or you'll need a new monitor.
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Reviewing the first class suite of the new Emirates A380 in SFO.
A must-read:
Business Class seats are small pods that offer lie-flat seats, a large-screen video display, decent privacy, and a personal beverage station. First Class "suites" offer even more privacy, burlwood trim, a large-screen video display, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of gold-chrome trim, and a retractable personal beverage station.
First Class passengers enjoy access to the aircraft's two showers. Yes! Showers! Each of the 14 First Class passengers can enjoy a 5-minute shower in one of two private lounges, each of which looks vaguely like something one might expect to find in a Napa Valley golf club. Two dedicated shower attendants clean and freshen the rooms after each use, and the A380 carries an extra half-ton of water to meet the personal-hygiene needs of these elite First Class passengers. In aeronautical terms, that's super decadent.



'Fakeproof' microchip e-passport cloned and faked in minutes, fools UN scanners. The Times Online reports that those microchipped passports the UK gov't boasted would be impossible to fake "can be cloned and manipulated in minutes and accepted as genuine by the computer software recommended for use at international airports." 3,000 blank passports were stolen last week, but the Home Office said there was nothing to worry about, because they couldn't be forged.
In the tests, a computer researcher cloned the chips on two British passports and implanted digital images of Osama bin Laden and a suicide bomber. The altered chips were then passed as genuine by passport reader software used by the UN agency that sets standards for e-passports.




Woman finds Jesus in a pack of Cheetos.