_53 (_53) wrote,

It just doesn't get any more awesome than this.

Arkansas Pastafarian Pirates counter-protest Westboro Baptist Church protesting assholes, make them go away.

What do you do to make a bunch of soulless nutcases abandon their post at the Convention Center? Send in the pirates!

Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "fag" epithets and went away. Pitiful.

Okay, that's it. Turn off your computer right now and go to bed. Right now. Do it.

Because there's nothing more awesome that can possibly happen to you today than reading this news story. Seriously.
Tags: atheism, awesome, humor, news, offbeat news, religion, westboro baptist church
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