Beijing - An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis.
(...) Shi Lixue, director of the China Folk Culture Association, backed the project, saying: "It symbolises our ancestors' pursuit of happiness and prosperity."
ORLY? (link goes to SFW pic)
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