July 10th, 2009

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Happy Birthday Nikola Tesla!



Happy birthday Nikola Tesla, our favorite real life genuis-ahead-of-his-time mad scientist!

Rotten Library Bios: Mad Science: Nikola Tesla

Read all about the man who thought he was talking to Martians, who attempted to short-circuit the Earth itself (and may even have kind of succeeded), invented the AC current as we know it today, and perfected wireless electricity (no, seriously).

I'd write more but I'm supposed to be working, so.... laters :)
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Internet Scrapings and oh my dog I've missed you guys too XD


Cracked.com: 15 Ill-Conceived Displays of Patriotism.

Also: 5 bizarre sexual conditions that can ruin your life.



Dozens of US Military personnel spotted on Nazi networking site.

Screengrab: In his "about me" section, newsaxon.org user "SoldatAMG" describes himself as a "Sergeant in USMC stationed at Camp Lejeune (...) recently returned from my 3rd trip to Iraq. I fight every day to stem the tide of multicultturalism and to ensure that my children have a better world. SIEG HEIL!"



Baby goose gets bionic leg.




Top 10 incredibly ironic ads from history.

My favorite is the Dow Chemical / Union Carbide / Bhopal one.



iPhone app game lets you squash Wall Street bankers.

Squash the $treet is a game for your iPhone that enables you to express your violent dislike of all those smarmy bankers that Americans like to blame for the economic collapse.


Woman with deadly heart condition gets struck by lightning, survives, then finds out her heart was cured by said lightning strike.

Man shows up for dentist's appointment days late. Oh, and naked, too.

Man with 16 guns, rolls car, stabs cop, steals cop's car, runs off to remote location, rapes elderly woman, kills self.

75 year old woman clobbers baby deer to death with shovel.

Urine drenched possibly insane tourist laughs, hands out thousands of euros to strangers for no good reason.

Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain.

2 year old flies out of speeding car, mom doesn't notice, keeps driving.

Ukranian water company turns off sewer services for non-payment.

Family in trouble for spraying their pee all over town to get back their lost dog.

Turtles cross airport runway, shut down airport for over an hour.

Meanwhile, drunk badger disrupts German traffic.

Death by chocolate: Factory worker falls into vat of chocolate, dies.

13 year old girl uses hotel pool, gets pregnant.
I smell bullshit.

Man accused of flashing a train, proves his innocence with his penis tattoo.

Australian town bans bottled water.

Russian Air Force under attack from... Russian Air Force.
A report in a Russian military journal claims that half the planes Russia lost in its war with Georgia last year were shot down by friendly fire.

Burning Man burns man.

Ant mega-colony slowly taking over the earth. No, seriously.
A single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world, scientists have discovered. Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same inter-related colony, and will refuse to fight one another. The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination.

Parents of the year find out the hard way why their illegal 9-foot long Burmese python and their 2-year-old daughter would not mix.

Pictured: Galaxy groupsex orgy in full swing.

A handy timeline of world religions.
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