US Airways loses wheelchair... with grandmother in it.
Indonesian Muslims enraged over sexually explicit cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed appearing on some blog. ohgodnotthisshitagain.jpg
Man gets into taxicab with big assault rifle, tells driver to take him to the White House.
Cops taser pallbearer at funeral.
Man decides to clean his guns while downing double shots of Vodka and with his six year old daughter playing nearby. It doesn't end well.
Supermarket in trouble after employee blasts 'Killing in the Name of' by Rage Against the Machine in store.
Op Ed: Let American car makers go bankrupt.
Man with penis stuck in pasta jar leads cops on low speed car chase.