And now, get your own brain piercing that presses against your brain tissue and invokes euphoria for $1,000.
15 year old survives getting stabbed in the brain by a 5 inch kitchen knife, goes on to enroll in college.
Lamborghini will come out with a practical supercar with four doors, four seats and generous boot space.
Woman dresses up as a cow, blocks traffic, chases and scares kids, urinates on neighbor's porch, gets a month in jail for disorderly conduct.
Video of a crab hitching a ride on a giant rare jellyfish.
Cracked.com presents five innovative ways that Hollywood is screwing you over.
Denver Police order "We get up early to beat the crowds" T shirt to celebrate police brutality at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
Man dives into water and fights off shark with bare hands to save his dog.
Swedish Muslim finds Muhammed in a mango. The irony is that any visual depiction of Muhammed - even the most flattering, positive one - is expressly forbidden in Islam to begin with, so I'm really wondering what Allah is trying to say here.
Mysterious cargo on Iranian ship kills off Somali pirates. The vessel’s declared cargo consists of “minerals” and “industrial products”. But officials involved in negotiations over the ship are convinced that it was sailing for Eritrea to deliver small arms and chemical weapons to Somalia’s Islamist rebels.
You may be synaesthetic and not know it.
Large pieces of flesh upto five feet across from mystery creature are washing ashore on New Jersey beach, baffling scientists. The flesh has knife stab marks on it, too.
Sarah Palin apparently had/has a third private email account that she used outside of the government's email system.
Xerox invents paper that erases itself in 24 hours. You can also erase it by heating it.
An edition of the Bible is in the works that will be completely handwritten by 31,000 Americans, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the popular New International Version.
And now, pork flavored toothpaste.
Amnesty International has launched a petition to fight the British Government's proposal that it should be allowed to lock up anybody for 42 days just by saying the words 'terrorist threat'.
Russian soldier creates, uploads video of himself rapping about the conditions of his barracks to the tune of Stan by Eminem, gets exiled to desolate remote mining town. The soldier's musical complaint sees him read out an email he is writing to the Russian defence minister, asking what happened to the mortgages promised to soldiers to buy decent places to live.
School bus driver in trouble after being found slumped over the wheel passed out drunk in the bus full of schoolkids.
A device that makes drinking water out of air.
Actual headline: blind activists plan film protest. File under: controversy = free publicity, advertising.
Video of an incredible 3D force field hologram type thing that you can touch and feel.
Man gets mugged by four topless women.
Dutch cops awarding credit points to well-behaved prostitutes.
Doctors baffled at 13 year old Indian girl with full body stigmata. Her skin bleeds randomly all the time without being cut.
Olympic Committee tries to copyright part of the Canadian national anthem.
Adoptive mom arrested for keeping the bodies of two of her children in a chest style freezer, after the third escaped the home and was found wandering alone in the street.
100 people killed in a stampede at a Hindu temple.
Driver flees hit-and-run, dies in separate accident.
Priest arrested for smoking pot in his car with one of his parishoners, a substance abuse counsellor.
Ten things to expect from the new post apocalyptic economy.
Ohio mosque gassed with chemical during Ramadan celebration, 10 year old girl sprayed in the face with chemicals, cops conclude it's not a hate crime.