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[ 1. 14. 06 // @ 9:52pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

cunt ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kunt)
n. Vulgar Slang
1.The female genital organs.
2.Sexual intercourse with a woman.
3Theresa Daniels and Kristen Mack

see also:a vast majority of Ben's friends

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[ 1. 10. 06 // @ 6:29pm]
my birthday is next week =/
poison me.

[ 1. 7. 06 // @ 5:23am]
[ mood | lethargic ]

The Day The Queer Disappeared

On one morning our hero found himself awakened by the people collecting the the garbage. Confused as to why he had actually slept the entire night through, as aposed to staying up all night doing homework he searched the dark room for his pants. Yawning, stretching, and scratching he made his way into the kitchen noting on the way as he glanced into the bathroom mirror, that he looked like Robert Smith's bastard child in the morning hours. When he finally made it to the stove he turned on the kettle and sat infront of his home schooling computer. Glaring at the words trying to make sense of them he managed to finish two assignments. He turned off his computer, drank his tea and watched "The Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood" on television.(uhm o_o) Somewhere between the hours of six and ten Drinky McSleepsalot awoke from her slumber.

Her:"Oh my God I love this movie"

Ben: "oh"

Then he went off to his bedroom for a middle of the day nap and didnt wake up until nine in the evening. He ate dinner, then fell asleep in the bath tub. At 10:30pm he woke up and checked his voicemail, there was like 34938409380938403 messages. And from the looks of it there was trouble.

so doing what any super hero would do, he went back to bed.

somebody just might end up face first in the potty.

I wish more people would wake up this early so Im not forced to sit here in boredom watching the paint peel off the wall.

poison me.

[ 1. 3. 06 // @ 4:28am]
[ mood | tired ]

my hair smells good.

poison me.

[ 12. 31. 05 // @ 5:46am]
[ mood | awake ]

shopping resulted in;

a)one happy queer
b)new found self confidence thing
c)new boxers which are very cute
d)all of the above.
you decide.

I feel good, and my jean size reduced by an inch =] I dont know why I'm up this early, it probably has something to do with homework.

new years is in one day, and yet nobody to kiss at the stroke of midnight.It's all good, who needs a kiss when you've got the perfect pair of jeans. Oh and friends too.

poison me.

[ 12. 29. 05 // @ 11:27pm]
[ mood | mmm cheerios ]

me and black are going shopping.

JustXyourXpuppet [11:24 PM]: Oh shit son at the gawthick store everything there is 50% off

I thought it was funny. My birthday is this month, I really hope I can get a notebook, not a new one just one of those used ones from the newspaper.

poison me.

[ 12. 29. 05 // @ 1:38am]
oh, and I now own the dresden dolls DVD.
Everyone should come to my house and watch it ;D
poison me.

[ 12. 28. 05 // @ 7:25pm]
I love Jeffree <3
poison me.

[ 12. 25. 05 // @ 1:45am]
mmm water
poison me.

[ 12. 22. 05 // @ 12:52am]
[ mood | calm ]

its weird to see my buddy list so blank, I removed all the people I didnt know/ dont feel compelled to instant message.

the queer knows what he wants to do with his life.
and he will be legally driving in two months.

better rope the folks in - I’m on the loose again

poison me.

[ 12. 17. 05 // @ 3:23am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Uh Im black after 2:30 at night?
JustXyourXpuppet [2:37 AM]: niggas aint be sayin ur name dai be lookin at me and seein me with so much game
Oh Operaaator x [2:38 AM]: hahahaha
Oh Operaaator x [2:38 AM]: Bitch nigga please you aint got no game them boiz see yo ASS and dey like "PLAIN JANE" whats mai name? nigga I run this game
JustXyourXpuppet [2:40 AM]: what?!? nigga say plain jane hunni u aint get dat i run dis and u anit get this when boiz look at ur azz dai all like oh shit son ghetto ass needs to check herself before she be wreckin herself
JustXyourXpuppet [2:41 AM]: oh shit can you say nigga moment
Oh Operaaator x [2:42 AM]: ^^ WHAT THE hell BITCH DAT AINT EVEN RHYME busta cap?yeHI think its time FOR ME to end this rhyme like I do all time, got yo man at home, hittin me from behind
JustXyourXpuppet [2:44 AM]: mi man from your behinde how can he even find ur azz crack hefier
JustXyourXpuppet [2:44 AM]: daymn
Oh Operaaator x [2:44 AM]: hahahahah
Oh Operaaator x [2:45 AM]: yo listen to this ho, last time she got love IT WAS FROM A DILDO
JustXyourXpuppet [2:45 AM]: i am not disagreeing with dat one
Oh Operaaator x [2:46 AM]: that was cool
JustXyourXpuppet [2:46 AM]: haha black
JustXyourXpuppet [2:46 AM]: i think im living off of bepto bismol
JustXyourXpuppet [2:46 AM]: petol
Oh Operaaator x [2:46 AM]: you start a new rhyme
JustXyourXpuppet [2:46 AM]: whateva
Oh Operaaator x [2:46 AM]: pepto
JustXyourXpuppet [2:48 AM]: daymn straight up i b reppen this town im a black woman single parent just tryin to make a livin my babbi dady anit pay his bills he out sellin daymn pillz
JustXyourXpuppet [2:48 AM]: (wtf Keikei feel asleep sitting up)
Oh Operaaator x [2:49 AM]: hahaha
JustXyourXpuppet [2:49 AM]: (i am waiting on BET to inspire me for a new rhyme)
Oh Operaaator x [2:51 AM]: Bitch ass ho no one cares, dat you shop and dolla general fo yo undawear. It aint my fault he aint pay y0 billz Getcha black azz on da street and walk them HIlzz to the bus nigga yo ass smell like musk.
Oh Operaaator x [2:51 AM]: -ying yang twin noise-
JustXyourXpuppet [2:53 AM]: bitch it aint my fault u b usin a carrot to get chu jimmys you smell like a sushi bar wraped into a trash can i shop at a nice store called babii phat oh wait u wouldnt kno what dat is cuz u be a nasty hefier and there is no u bitch dar is only me
Oh Operaaator x [2:53 AM]: hahahahahaha
Oh Operaaator x [2:54 AM]: "sushi bar wrapped into a trash can"
JustXyourXpuppet [2:54 AM]: haha well it means u be smellin like some stanky ass raw fish
Oh Operaaator x [2:55 AM]: Nigga pleazz I run dis shit, bess shutcho black mouf fo it get it. yeah I shoP aT nice Storez ho JIMMY CHOO Ima walk Dem Heelz all ovah you.

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[ 12. 16. 05 // @ 8:23am]
[ mood | pleased ]

morrissey I hate to love you.
but you make me feel good inside, despite the fact your a bushy old bastard.

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[ 12. 15. 05 // @ 11:22pm]
[ mood | content ]

My christmas present finally came in the mail.
but, I cant have it til christmas.
I cant sleep so Im scattering about my house with the teapot boiling on the stove.

you should back out now
not a night too soon
I’ll still be here when the last poor soul has left the room
standing round just like a good friend should
smiling as if your songs were good

poison me.

[ 12. 14. 05 // @ 3:31am]
[ mood | awake ]

am the only one who isnt sure what they want after highschool? Or are we all running about in the dark with our pants around our ankles unsure?
one can only hope

the grandparents who never speak to me randomly sent me a gift card for twenty-five dollars at Barnes&Noble and I have no idea what I want.

any suggestions?

poison me.

[ 12. 13. 05 // @ 12:23am]
I feel better now

fat free fig newtons+madonna= everything a queer ever asked for.
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[ 12. 12. 05 // @ 7:09pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Honestly, I dont know whats wrong with me.
I'm not sad but feel like at any moment just the right thing could ensure a breakdown.
this season brings out the best and the worst of people. for weeks we build up to the climax of christmas and then when its over we crawl away from it faster than a crackwhore the morning after.
I feel like the kid in elementary school who still hasnt lost their baby teeth and my classmates brag about their lack of teeth and the growth of new ones. every single person seems to be feeling the "christmas spirit" in some way or another, and here I am not feeling this holiday thing.

of course mom severed all ties with her new job along with any hope for a better life about three days ago, but I cant bring myself to exactly be angry with her. She did work hard, really hard but I dont think she was ready for this change of work. mentally or physically. I want her to be happy no matter how much she makes me want to bathe with the toaster oven sometimes.

Im glad Im home now, no more wayne highschool. And Im glad nobody misses me because honestly I dont miss them. Theresa Daniels and Kristen (kunte) Mack have proven to be the only people I really need to be around.

as silly as it sounds I don't feel like a teenager now.
Im no longer part of the every day high school drama, Im not worried if any of them will accept me, I could care less if I were to surround myself with these people.Im not compelled to post 3984398 pictures of myself on xanga or myspace just to see what everyone really thinks of me.

I dont feel like a better person but I feel lighter, I'm enjoying it.

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ill deepthroat [ 12. 5. 05 // @ 10:31am]
[ mood | dandy ]

I've downloaded 12 lil kim songs in the past hour

-gang signs-

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[ 11. 30. 05 // @ 10:31pm]
a whickee whickee, flavor flave
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look Im bored [ 10. 30. 05 // @ 12:29am]
[ mood | discontent ]

// series one - you
-- Name: Ben
-- Birth date: Jan 20
-- Birthplace: Germany
-- Current Location: Huber Heights
-- Eye Color: blue
-- Hair Color: dark brown
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Zodiac Sign: aquarius

// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: french romanian
-- The shoes you wore today: roos
-- Your hair: on my head
-- Your weakness?: =X
-- Your fears:a bunch
-- Your perfect pizza:I dont like pizza, biiiiiitch
-- One thing you'd like to achieve:not being a total fuck job and dying alone

// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: oh
-- Your thoughts first waking up: wheres my pants
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: hand, eyes, smile
-- Your best physical feature: do I have one o_o
-- Your bedtime: 3 something
-- Your greatest accomplishment:uh I got an A+ be proud
-- Your most missed memory:I dont have one

// series five - do you
-- Smoke: No
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing well: no

-- Take a shower everyday: two
-- Have a crush(es): yep -_-
-- who are they: some people
-- Do you think you've been in love: no
-- Want to go to college: kinda
-- Like school: no
-- Want to get married: meh
-- Type with your fingers keys: um
-- Believe in yourself: maybe
-- Get motion sickness: yes
Think you're attractive: hahaha no
-- Think you're a health freak: yes
-- Get along with your parents: sorta
-- Like thunderstorms: sure
-- Play an instrument: no
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoke(d): no
-- Done a drug: No
-- Have Sex: no
-- Made Out: no

-- Go on a date: no
-- Go to the mall?: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Been in love: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: yes
-- Stolen anything: no

// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yeah
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no o_o
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope
-- Shoplifted: yeah.
-- If so, did you get caught: No
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no

// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: I dont know
-- Numbers and Names of Children: peanut, and faggot
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: bathroom stall, with morrissey as the priest
-- How do you want to die: what kind of question is that?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A better person
-- What country would you most like to visit: germany
// series nine - opposite or same sex
-- Best eye color?: blue or green
-- Best hair color?: dark brown or dark blonde
-- Short or long hair?: depends
-- Best height:about the same
-- Best weight: I dont care
-- Best articles of clothing:socks
-- Best first date location:omfg the sockhop lolz
-- Best first kiss location:the hell if I know thats not gonna happen

// series ten - number of
-- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: uh three kinda ew
-- Number of girls you have made out with: o_o?
-- Number of girlfriends you've had: one and that some girl in the fourth or fifth grade, how mistaken I was.
-- Number of boys I have kissed:next question

-- Number of boyfriends you've had: none, thats my story and Im sticking to it
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: too many
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: oprah, she seems to know whats down

-- Number of CDs that I own: 40
-- Number of piercings: none

-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 0
-- Number of scars on my body: I didnt count
Number of things i regret: nothing

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[ 8. 21. 05 // @ 1:18am]
[ mood | bouncy ]


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