America always claims to be so big on ridding the world of evil, deluded tyrants who interfere with other countries affairs, possess dangerous ideas and even more dangerous stocks of weapons of mass destruction.
What a pity, then, that they have just re-elected one of them for another four years.
So the Countryside Alliance have finally shown themselves up for the violent, selfish, antagonistic and arrogant yobs that they are, with the inbred toffs and demented yokels blocking the M25 with horseboxes, rioting with Police in Westminster and breaching the House of Commons.
Isn't it funny how these bloodthirsty morons are the first people who run crying to the nearest television camera as soon as the Police try to knock some well-earned sense into their heads. It's not quite so much fun when it is your own blood dripping down your clothes, is it?
The headline in The Guardian today sums it up nicely - underneath a big picture of a fox looking straight at the camera it simply reads "Thank You!".
Calling all you I.T. bods and bodesses:
1) Can any of you recommend a decent Firewall and Anti Virus software package that doesn't...
a) ...f**k up everything else on your computer </i>everytime</i> you download the latest weekly upgrade?
b) ...frequently bring your pc to a grinding halt because it automatically virus scans everything that is already on your computer everytime you open up an existing file or program?
Hint: the correct answer is certainly not Norton AntiVirus 2004
2) Do any of you techies know the answer to any I.T. question that does not involve the phrase "shut it down and reboot" or "reinstall everything"?
3) Can anyone recommend a good Registry Cleaner? Preferably one that checks with the user first before deleting any seemingly unused items that it finds?
Hurrah! At long last...
The Beckham backlash starts right here, folks
I bet you couldn't even hit a cow's arse with a banjo, you muppet :/
But in fairness, we were playing against 12 men; 11 Portugeuse and one Swiss.
We woz robbed!!!!
So here's how it works: I spend a year working for Thames Trains as their press officer until I get right royally shafted and told "I am sorry we can't afford to pay your salary anymore, you'll have to go".
Then with a axe to grind the size of Reading, I get a six month contract at the Strategic Rail Authority. First assignment? "Do Thames Trains deserve to keep their train franchise?" No, of course they don't, the dodgy bastards, sack them! I decide, on a panel with a few other managers, that First Great Western would do a far better job and award them the new franchise. Then today, I get a phonecall from - guess who - First Great Western, asking whether I would like to come and work for them - and yes you've guessed it, doing exactly the same job but for more money, a free travel pass and I even got to dictate my own hours!!
Hurrah for nepotistic corruption within the rail industry!