__pink_roses (__pink_roses) wrote,

You know you're from Florida when...

--You shrug off hurricane warnings
--You own at least five pairs of flip flops
--You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."
--You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
--There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
--A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.
--You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
--You know someone who's been struck by lightning
--You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
--You're officially sick of Disney
--The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
--You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
--You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
--You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
--Your parrot can say "Hunker down."
--Your swimming pool experiences tides.
--Suspended tolls are a highlight of your life.
--You can't swim because your pool is full of patio furniture.
--You Know You're From Miami When...You check into a Hotel, call room service and have someone answer, "Ju espeek Espanis"?
--You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
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