Zombie army guy didn't fully explode, but he did lose a lot of hair and got fused with a tree; his sense of humor improved, and there might've been wooden tentacle sex (no pun necessary) with the woman who mostly killed him, but maybe that's just me.
In any case, it turns out the real baddie was his father, Evil Gandalf. But never fear, the Good Boss defeated him by puncturing his hand with a hairpin.
As usual, that's about 15% of everything that happened there. So much drama.
Now that I've finished watching those movies, maybe I can come back to what was supposed to be an extremely busy and focused month professionally speaking.
Ah, whatever. What was the point of buying a large TV I didn't need if I'm not going to sit on the floor right in front of it with diet Coke and chocolate to watch martial arts movies when I should be in bed?