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Actual Tim/Kon (probably unrelated to this non-fic, though) to come later. amarin_rose's prompt does deserve something more to the point than this...


Batman fighting an interdimensional monster with the "no, really, we are not the JLA"? Check.

Nightwing spotted in New York an hour ago near a worryingly murdered kidnapper? Check.

Things *way* beyond tolerable? Check.

As fast as possible without risk of damaging him, Kon dipped into Gotham, intercepted Robin's ludicrously visible flight path, and flew him up, up, and away.

"Superboy!," said Robin cheerily. "Is there an emergency?"

Kon hovered in the air and considered just dropping him.

"Superboy?" Robin's face was open and concerned. But it had also been open and concerned before. It had been open and concerned the whole day Kon had been watching him. Almost... No, no almost about it. He had been positively enthusiastic, like an small-sized young Dick, and fuck but that image had been the worst idea in his short but intense career of bad ideas.

"I know there is probably an important Bat reason to do this, but I don't care if I look stupid, man, I have to ask. Where is Tim and what have you done with him?"

Robin's face became puzzled. "What do you mean? I *am* Tim."

Kon waited a beat. Two.

Only one thing to do.

A beat later, Robin was almost clawing his way out of his kissing and (moderate, he had thought) groping.

"The heck? SuperSTOP there! Whatareyoudoing! I'm not gay or anything!"

Kon dropped him and went looking for Tim.

Alright, he picked the screaming Robin a few hundred meters above the ground. Just because Clark would have been pissy.

* * * * *

"He knows."

"Of course he knows," snapped Tim. "Kon isn't stupid."

Dick put his hand over Tim's shoulder while both watched the strange crystalline "screens" in Superboy Prime's interdimensional refuge. "I didn't meant that, bro. He knew before. Just like Babs did."

Tim turned to Dick. "You think that's why she broke her engagement with... your doppelganger?"

Dick shook his head. "No, but I know she wouldn't have broken it with me."

A young voice snarled from behind them. "Can you two stop that? You make me sick, you perverts. I should go there and..."

Tim walked to the kryptonian and started lecturing to him in a dangerous monotone. "One, you tried that before, and almost destroyed the multiverse. In fact, it's only the work we are doing here that prevents it. Two, we can only restore the proper timelines if our absence goes unnoticed, hence our 'substitutes'. Three, you need us, because we are familiar with Luthor's tech and you just know how to punch stuff, and four, you bastard, if you ever touch Kon again I swear I will"

"Tim," interrumped an almost amused Dick. "Let's get back to work, ok? You know the deal. Both of you."

"Everybody lives," said Tim.

"Everybody lives," echoed Dick.

"I get my universe back," said Superboy Prime. "And I'm not gay!"

Dick sighed. "Close enough. Let's do this."

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mizzmarvel
Mar. 17th, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)
*giggles forever*

(And in a good way, I assure you.)
__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
*thanks*! Your icon is awesomely appropriate, by the way...
maelithil
Mar. 17th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
MY BRAIN IS SUDDENLY UNBROKEN. It's like magic, I say! Magic!

__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
DC proudly presents its new chief editor... Zatanna!

Bruce won't like it, but it might be their last shot at repairing continuity... *g*
badficwriter
Mar. 17th, 2006 07:13 am (UTC)
Now I can't stop thinking of Zatanna using her HAMMER OF MINDWIPING on the reality crystals...
rubynye
Mar. 17th, 2006 04:20 am (UTC)
....

Marry me?

My God, my God, you made it make SENSE.

*throws arms around your knees and fangirls you madly*

__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
*fangirls Tim/Kon/Dick with you* Their woobieness trascends the multiverse *g*
jarodrussell
Mar. 17th, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)
Bwah? What did they do with Tim?
__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
I confess it might be an overreaction on my part, OYL is just beginning. But the Robin in the last 'Tec felt really OOC at times.

(After Gordon tells him about Ivy's last attack and they coordinate their response)
Batman: It's what I do.
Robin, sort of jumping behind him and looking eager: It's what *we* do!

It might be prejudice on my part, or a too-narrow model of the character, but that didn't felt like Tim.

Of course, depending on what happened/s during 52, they might explain his new attitude...

jarodrussell
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
I'm inclined to agree with you and Kon. O_o;
amarin_rose
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
*snort* Why is it fanfiction makes more sense than canon?

...Oh, wait. Fort this was the Delicious Crack Universe. *slaps self* Superboy Prime is the young Clark Kent that got angry because of the other Kon-Superboys having the life he was supposed to have, right? Or...something.
__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 05:24 am (UTC)
Or...something.

Don't ask me. I love and spend my money on comics, but I seldom have any idea of what's going on at any given time. *g*
brown_betty
Mar. 17th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
I had decided that NW118 Dick was actually undercover Roy, but this makes sense too!
__marcelo
Mar. 17th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
But I *like* undercover Roy. ... You know, as a plot device.

*cough*

I hope my family never asks me "What's a LiveJournal? Do you have one? Can we see?"
petronelle
Mar. 17th, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC)
I love you both. Logic reigns and my heart sings.
porntestpilot
Apr. 20th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
So when is this going to become canon? Soon? //nods//
__marcelo
Apr. 20th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
It's not very likely, but there was this time we called Tim's attempt to revive Kon before TT showed us, so there's a non-zero chance...
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