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It's Q&A time with the man who knows pretty much everything about everything, Dr. Clark Savage Jr! This time, we selected questions about the Man of Bronze himself.

Q: Is it true that you taught your assistants an obscure Mayan dialect so you can converse in secret?

A: No. It's actually pidgin Klingon.

Q: Do your assistants know this?

A: No.

Q: Did you participate in the development of the first nuclear weapon?

A: Yes.

Q: Then why aren't you mentioned in the Manhattan Project records?

A: I didn't say I participated in the Manhattan Project.

Q: Is it true that you can smell the fear of a man trapped in a dark room with you?

A: It depends. I usually just follow the sound of his heartbeats.

Q: Why don't you use weapons, even when innocent lives are at stake?

A: I don't like them. With training, willpower, and ingenuity, an unarmed person can best anything short of an small army.

Q: But what if you're facing an small army?

A: That's why I invented nuclear weapons.

(The Editor thanks Dr. Savage for his time, and desires to remark to local and federal authorities that Dr. Savage enjoys full diplomatic immunity, granted by President [Name Withheld] on account of his invaluable help saving the country, and indeed, the world, from the terrible menace of the [Name Withheld] from [Place Withheld] and their [Name Withheld] of Doom, and also because he has nuclear bombs.)

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dessieoctavia
Apr. 2nd, 2010 04:12 am (UTC)
This is so funny.
__marcelo
Apr. 2nd, 2010 04:16 am (UTC)
*g* Thanks.
mymatedave
Apr. 2nd, 2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
This has the right level of wrongness to be perfect. Very you.
__marcelo
Apr. 2nd, 2010 05:43 pm (UTC)
:D Thanks so much!
razorsmile
Apr. 11th, 2010 12:04 am (UTC)
I am laughing tears right now. That is so money.
__marcelo
Apr. 11th, 2010 12:10 am (UTC)
:D Thanks!
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