That is my Timmy. My crazy-smart disturbed crazy Timmy. I know what he found. I know what he figured out.
God, I love him so much.
True Summary, redacted so it doesn't offend or spoil anyone: Wade wants to become a *bleep*, so he gets the biggest *bleeps* he can, dresses Bob as a *bleep*, and *bleeps* him with his *bleep* stick a lot. Then on an island Wade finds a *bleep* girl, and gets her to be his *bleep* in exchange for *bleeping* her *bleep*.
(Bleeped out words available on demand.)