Remember: Paranoia is nothing but a keen sense of the repeatability of historical patterns.
Hopefully unrelated ETA: Just saw in BoingBoing these Zombie Stomper high heels:
I'm very disappointed. I'm not against the funky look, but those shoes are definitely not adequate to stomp zombies. I was hoping for something with more protection for the feet, steel or at least a nice composite material, maybe blades or a taser for those moments when a zombie grabs you by your feet.
ETA of just curious: If a vampire bites a corpse, do you get a zombie?