Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17, just in case.
Summary: There's such a thing as knowing too much.
It gets tiring. The constant stream of adventures, the details always changing but the players always still. The Bat and him. He can neither win nor die, and some days that's funny, and some days it's not.
He keeps raising the bets just to see how far they'll go. Batman's boy. The Commissioner's girl. Sometimes he wonders what he will do next, where he'll find the motivation. Whether there is in him another joke after all these years.
The answer is yes. That's how they write him. He couldn't stop if he wanted to, and he could never want to stop. There's nowhere to go but crazier.
That's the funniest thing of them all.