The most incompetent, dysfunctional M.I.B.-wannabes in the multiverse, or the most incompetent, dysfunctional M.I.B.-wannabes in the multiverse?
Without having seen a single Doctor Who ep in my entire life (I will, I will, I promise - I can't even keep up with the fandoms I have now)... I have a theory. It has exactly zero percent chance of being true, but when has that ever stopped me?
A PG13, short theory that spoils everything up to Ep 3 and then totally ignores it.
She should have seen it earlier.
"C'mon, Gwen. You know that gun won't kill me."
"I know it won't, you bastard... sodding... alien."
"Took you a bit to figure out that the indestructible guy that doesn't sleep is an alien, didn't it?"
"Don't make fun of me!"
"I'm not making fun of you. I'm an alien, yes. So what? Mankind needs all the help they can get. The twenty-first century is"
"When everything changes. I heard you the first twenty times, Jack. But I just figured out what you are doing. You aren't getting mankind ready for what's coming. You keep everything secret! You are keeping us from being ready!"
"And you are still doing that 'you' thing. We are, Gwen. You think I'm the only one in Torchwood who isn't from around here?"
"Oh my god..."
"Everybody here is from somewhere else."
"Chemical amnesia isn't reversible in humans, Gwen."
"No! I... I..."
ETA: Just saw Ep. 4. Worst. "Team". Ever. But it was a blast to watch, even if the end let me wondering what the *hell*.