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Lord King Bad Poetry

The much-loved classic:

Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe

The shame, by yours truly:


Since I got in fandom
My mind is acting funny.
Batman, who never killed,
Smiles a lot - it's quite uncanny.
Jay never died, the League collapsed,
Lex keeps being true.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is posting it for you.

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( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
katarik
Oct. 30th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
Yay posting for us!

Sockich is encouraging me to do evil things via chat.
__marcelo
Oct. 30th, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
Sockich is encouraging me to do evil things via chat.

I'm kind of glad I'll be sleeping by the time you get this comment notification. You and Sockich together could, I don't know, make me write Slade-raises-Dexter-fic or who knows what. You two are evil.

sockich
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
Slade-raises-Dexter-fic

*jumps up and down*

You mentioned it, which means you want to write it. You should not fight the things you want so, you must write it. My logic is without fault.
katarik
Oct. 30th, 2006 04:12 am (UTC)
sdffdsfdsfdssd

The Code of Slade. I. Goodness. Because even Slade wouldn't try to raise a sociopath without *something* to restrain the boy.
sockich
Oct. 30th, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
Lies, all lies.
sockich
Oct. 30th, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
*nodnod* And the more you post, the saner you'll be. Hence, you must post. A lot. It's good for your health.
not_sally
Oct. 30th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
but I don't want you to stop...
rubynye
Oct. 30th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
*grins at you*
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