October 11th, 2010

cass, can you not

Comics! (Silent Mathematics Edition)

R.E.B.E.L.S. #21: genius10 > Oans

Red Hood Lost Days #5: (Robin - cape + guns + extra training) = Jason + lots*dead bad people

Secret Six #26: Amanda Waller > you. Deal with it.

S.H.I.E.L.D. #4: Prettiness(issue k) → ∞ as k → 6.

Taskmaster #2: This Taskmaster = (canon Taskmaster + Deadpool) / 2

Batman Confidential #49: (Batman ∩ Gotham) - rogues. And it's a perfect little gem.

The Authority #27: More and more, the Authority plotlines are just tangential to manifolds of awesomeness that are never explored.
cass, can you not

TV! (Hyperbolic Edition)

Fringe S3E03: Walternate has the largest laboratory in the multiverse. And a pen is the most awesome thing you can kill someone with.

Nikita S1E05: Division has the worst internal security in the world. And Nikita is aiming (without hope, I might add) at Bruce's title for Most Reckless Endangerment of Minors in the Pursuit of Justice.

SPN S6E03: Castiel is the grumpiest airquoting badass motherfucker in the universe. And Sam still rocks as Winchester Most Likely To Be/come Evil, even on the face of Grandpa Samuel's obvious dark vibe. It's not that Sam is oblivious, I think - he just really doesn't see the problem.