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Five Ways Bruce And Slade Had Sex

Title: Five Ways Bruce And Slade Had Sex
Rating: PG13, surprisingly.
Author Notes: As per katarik's request.


1. Even at his young age, he wasn't so naive as to think that it was payment, rest or anything as irrelevant as that. It was just another test.

2. Impersonating Slade Wilson was, as was everything that had to do with the man, fraught with the possibility of the unexpected. In this case, it was Batman, melting away from the shadows and smirking at him.

The mutual stalemate of sex was a workable compromise, considering.

3. He had come to his bedroom one morning a week after Jason's death. And, later, a week after Steph's. Not to comfort, but to test.

Bruce is waiting.

He knows he'll come.

4. With time, Bruce is sure he could have developed a safe antidote to the deadly narcoleptic the mad chemist had dosed both his 'bodyguard' and Batman with. But they hadn't had time, and sex pollen was the only thing at hand that would keep them awake until the narcoleptic's effect wore off.

"When this. Ends. Don't kill him," he says to Slade.

Slade grunts, and doesn't stop.

5. Clark had hugged him. Diana had said wise, beautiful words.

But Slade had been waiting for him in front of Dick's case with a knife in his hand, and Bruce let the man's understanding wash over him as he took off his armor.

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rubynye
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:49 am (UTC)
So I'm envisioning, and smirking, and enjoying, and then:

But Slade had been waiting for him in front of Dick's case with a knife in his hand, and Bruce let the man's understanding wash over him as he took off his armor.

And I screamed and I flailed and oh GOD you WIN.
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)
*yays! from under his desk*

I hope I never have to write the words Dick's case again.
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katarik
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
Because who else is insane enough to request this stuff?

1. sdkjfdh No, really, Beneath such tender training was a PERFECT title for that collaboration.

2. SKREE. I. Oh *man*, oh THEM. I am totally going to attempt to get people to write the porny version of that.

3. SO CRAZY.

4. Well, Bruce, since it's *you*...

5. !!!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
4. Well, Bruce, since it's *you*... *laughs* Instant Sladegrunt-to-english translation.
sockich
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
But Slade had been waiting for him in front of Dick's case with a knife in his hand, and Bruce let the man's understanding wash over him as he took off his armor.

You...you're physically incapable of not ripping my soul out at least once with every fic, aren't you? Seriously, I can't even!
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
I. Try?

PS: Is that icon from the time when Bart was in the cave and saw the Case? Because if so, then you rule beyond words at icon selection.
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lazar_grrl
Sep. 11th, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
1. Even at a young age, Bruce's monomania knew no limits.
4. sex pollen was the only thing at hand that would keep them awake until the narcoleptic's effect wore off. Slade had hidden everything else.
5. Bruce makes flagellant religious orders a bit queasy.
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:19 am (UTC)
1. Even at a young age, Bruce's monomania knew no limits. Heh. Very true.

4. sex pollen was the only thing at hand that would keep them awake until the narcoleptic's effect wore off. Slade had hidden everything else. *hahahah* The man *is* a tactician, after all.

5. Bruce makes flagellant religious orders a bit queasy. *DIES, because it's true*
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brown_betty
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
Man, I would have trouble getting Bruce and Slade together once, and you managed five times! My favourite is certainly the second, which would be the basis for a quite interesting fic.

(beta type thing in your mailbox)
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
My favourite is certainly the second, which would be the basis for a quite interesting fic.

I'd *love* to read that.

(beta type thing in your mailbox) Oops/Yay/Thanks!
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chevauchee
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
*blinks with big shiny eyes* You're kinda like my god, in that really scary way old testament way that involves just as much terror as worship.
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
Does worship work transitively? Because then I know a couple of fen who are going to get a boatload of tribute.
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petronelle
Sep. 11th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
#5 has me teary. I resent this, but not you.
__marcelo
Sep. 11th, 2006 11:02 am (UTC)
Yay, thanks. It was an ouchy thing to write, too.
cosmicastaway
Sep. 12th, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
It's scary because it's so very likely.
katarik
Sep. 12th, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)
FINALLY IT ISN'T JUST ME.

And you, Marcelo. And Chevauchee.
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