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U is for Ubu

In the recent tradition of "crack I'm writing mostly for personal use"...


They had been bred and raised for unthinking courage. That was Ra's fatal mistake.

When the silvery spheres descended from heaven like a demonic attack, everybody in the Ubu village ran to face them.

Everybody stood their ground when the spheres stood in midair and projected mysterious images.

When voices came from the spheres in the villager's own language, they didn't run.

"This is a voice-activated holographic gateway to Google," said the spheres. "Please speak your question."

There was an sphere for each villager.

They discovered Google News in fifteen minutes.

They found their first porn site an hour later.

They stormed Wikipedia the next day.

By the time Ra's came, they had questions for him.

Many, many questions.

.finis.
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