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T is for Ted

Still silly. Will make no sense if you haven't read K is for Kon first.

A seldom-known ability of most people in the superhero set was the capacity to snark, run and avoid being hit with weird energy weapons at the same time.

"Look, it's obviously impossible!"

"What's so impossible about it? You were shot in the head!"

"We are talking. That's why it's impossible! Dead people don't talk."

"Dude, ever seen Secret? She's pretty dead, and can talk alright"

"That's a psychic effect, that's all. When you are dead nothing happens - it's basic science."

"So we are just, what? Having an hallucination?"

"Maybe. Maybe we were transported to another dimension, or at least another planet. As soon as the sun sets I'll try to identify our position from the star pattern."

"Can you teach me to do that?"

"Sure. It's basic maths."

"On second thoughts, just forget it."

The person running ahead of them yelled. "Superboy, Blue Beetle, stop bitching and keep running! We have to stay ahead of the guys with the ugly hats and the lasers!"

"Man, are all Robins that bossy?"

"You have no idea, dude."



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Aug. 11th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha YES.

This just makes me even more sure of my name for my shiny new laptop, though.
Aug. 12th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
Aug. 11th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
*laughs a great deal*
*sobs a little*
Aug. 12th, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)
I don't usually go for "she's on a better place now" -I like this world pretty much, thanks- but in Steph's case, she's now out of the reach of canon and in the hands of fans who love her. It is, in a way, a better place.

Until it's her turn in the revolving door, of course.
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:07 pm (UTC)
Eee! Eeeeeee! Steph is spoiling the afterlife's plans! :D
Aug. 12th, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)
:D She might also be Robin, but she'll always be the Spoiler!
Aug. 11th, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
Awwwww, yes. That makes it a little better.
Aug. 12th, 2006 04:41 am (UTC)
Aug. 11th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
Steph is helping them escape the afterlife? Brilliant!
Aug. 12th, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
You can't keep a Robin caged. Or prevent her from helping. *g*
Aug. 15th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
Question: which afterlife contains strangely-dressed men with frickin' laser beams :D
Aug. 15th, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
Canonical Kryptonian Afterlife == Teh Weird. Although I might have made up the laser beams. :D
Aug. 15th, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
Canonical Kryptonian Afterlife



Aug. 15th, 2006 03:32 am (UTC)
Cf Superman: Where is thy sting?. Supes is dead. His father has a heart attack... and meets him in the afterlife. There are Kryptonian spirits, or gods, or something like that trying to whisk him away. Pa Kent kicks ass. It gets weirder.

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cass, can you not

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