__marcelo (__marcelo) wrote,

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The Babs/Tim Plot Bunny I'll Never Write

It'd go like this: Somebody crossed Tamaran sex pollen flowers with martian telepathic whatevers, and is using it on a simultaneous attack against the League, the Bats, the Birds, etc. Who was at the moment with whom would be of course a matter of how much wrong I'd choose to write, but Tim was coincidently at the plane, helping Babs upgrade her computer stuff, when the TELEPATHIC SEX POLLEN attacked.

And. While the whole DCU is humping each other?

They get very analytical and trace down the source, where Tim unleashes a whole Hell of deliberate violence, while he and Babs talk continuously and manipulatively about each other's neurosis, loves and obsessions.

Because, you see, that's what *really* gets them off.

I know, it's neither plotty nor porny, nor completely on character. But I do think that there couldn't be any Babs/Tim not beginning in their freaky, freaky brains (and with the participation of half a dozen ghosts, because Tim's *Robin* and there's *Bruce* and, and, and).

But why, you ask, should there be Babs/Tim? Don't look at me. I just follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
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