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1. Hugs and chocolates to everybody in HP fandom. It does sound like a traumatic reveal, and I hope things will heal up OK.

2. If my entire flist turns out to be sockpuppets for somebody, can I marry/sell myself as an slave to/pledge to follow in world conquest said somebody? Because she/he would have to have an IQ of 200something, the porn skills of a Bene Gesserit and an in-brain link to Wikipedia to be all of you at the same time.

... Smallville!Lex, it's you, isn't it?



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Jun. 20th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
It's true. Your whole flist is, in fact, Slade.
Jun. 20th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
*hahahahahahhaha* *DIES* Oh, please, don't make me laugh like that in public!
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
I was going to claim to be Mary's sockpuppet, but no, this wins.
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
Wait, does that mean *I* can't be Mary's sockpuppet? :(
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
But I thought I was Mary's sockpuppet.

This definitely calls for a Philip K. Dick short story where somebody sets up a number of sockpuppets, starts writing things to prop them up, and ends up becoming a sockpuppet for them.

One night somebody knocks on his door.
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
Didn't Orson Scott card already do that?
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, although in a vastly creepier way, I think. As usual. *g*
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
... I'm Slade.

This makes writing Slade porn so much more interesting.
Jun. 20th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
He has a very healthy self-image. I mean, you have.
Jun. 21st, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)

*eyes fics* That's one way of putting it, I suppose.
Jun. 21st, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Dude! You write Mary Sues! I hadn't pictured Slade as the Sue sort, but, well, everyone needs a hobby!
Jun. 21st, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)

Best. Comment. Ever.

You just know all his Mary Sues are green-eyed kickass brunettes named Adeline who marry tall blond blue-eyed men and then *don't* divorce them, too.
Jun. 21st, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)
You are evil. Very. Very. Evil.
Jun. 21st, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Nah, just not particularly moral, kid.
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Jun. 20th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
Here. Basically, it seems that a lot of the bad wanking and kerfuffles in HP fandom (I don't follow HP, so I just have a vague idea of what this is all about) came from years-long, deliberate manipulation, sockpuppeting and methodical lies of a BNF. Made-up fans, made-up enemies, made-up traumatic events... It seems to have hit a lot of people pretty hard.
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Jun. 20th, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)
*hahahahaha* Even better!

I'd settle for any of them. *is easy in that way*
Jun. 20th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
Actually, the whole of Livejournal is just there for me to play with my sockpuppets.

Every single 'person' on LJ is my sockpuppet.

Including you.
Jun. 20th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
Your icon is surprisingly appropiate. To any number of things in this fandom, actually. *g*

Every single 'person' on LJ is my sockpuppet. Including you.

I can't tell you how much of a relief that is!
Jun. 20th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
Also, I can neither confirm nor deny that.
Jun. 20th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
I am my kitty's sockpuppet.

No, wait, I mean my socks are my kitty's puppets.

I, on the other hand, belong to various people; my puppetmasters can be traced by the blame on my stories.
Jun. 20th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
I've been told not to reveal this, but I'm actually under the evil yet undeniably cool influence of
Jun. 20th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
Oh, no, you're secretly Judd Winick.

We figured it out the other day.

Don't worry! Your secret's safe with us, Mr. W!
Jun. 20th, 2006 09:08 pm (UTC)
I'm Judd Winick's alternate schizoid personality? Cool! No wonder I like Exiles so much.

Jun. 22nd, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
me: Petra and I decided he was Judd Winick.
chevauchee: lol
me: In which case, I want Winick writing Tim.
chevauchee: hee!
me: Also, I want Marcelo writing more fic with Slade.
Jun. 22nd, 2006 02:24 am (UTC)
Would it be too weasily to claim retroactively that everybody in every one of my fics was, in fact, Slade?
Jun. 22nd, 2006 01:00 pm (UTC)
... *eyes psych_30 fics*

Can I just not think about that, please?
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