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missing the point

Writer's Block: Swine Times

Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?


I am not at all worried about the swine flu. I am more worried about people panicking because people are dumb panicky animals. I am mildly concerned that a sneezing fit caused by my seasonal allergies will cause some random person to freak out.

People! Calm the fuck down! Chill out!

I think questions like this are adding to the sensationalism surrounding the whole situation. So I reiterate: Calm the fuck down!