N: So Captain Jack, he's the guy from Doctor Who isn't he?
Me: Yes he is.
N: You fancy him don't you?
N: Isn't he gay?
Me: He's more...omnisexual. If it was physically possible, Jack would probably shag a tree!
N: No, I mean the actor.
Me: Apparantly so, yes. Never met him in person to confirm it, but according to interviews, yes he is. Gay, not omnisexual...
N: So you fancy a gay man?
N: Isn't that a bit weird?
Me: No...just because he's gay, doesn't stop him being pretty! And it's not like I'd have a chance even if he was straight, is it?
N: It's still a bit weird...you like a guy who kisses other men.
Me: Well, yeah. Practically everybody I like are gay, bi, or have bisexual tendancies at least.
N: But you don't have a chance with them!
Me: Well not the gay ones...and anyway. The people I like, they're all bloody famous! Even if 100% straight I'd have no chance!
N: I still think it's weird...and pretty disgusting.
Me: Bit homophobic there are you?
N: What? No, don't you remember Luke?
Me: Yes, yes I do...But you just seem to have a bit of a homophobic attitude right now...have you never thought about it? Never thought a man was good looking?
Me: Have you?
N: No comment.
Me: You used to tell me these things! Be honest!
N: Yes I have. Just don't mention it.
and thus he is dubbed N. but it's not strange to fancy a gay man is it?