Who knew shopping with my Grandma could be such fun?
Especially when this happens.
Weird Man: [sees a pile of towels] Oh my God! It's Billie Piper! She's a bird!
Me: Err...that's a pile of towels.
Weid Man: FUCK OFF! Stop trying to steal my girlfriend! *pets towels*
Me: What the -
Grandma: Hayley, come on! Bloody nutcase!
[Pile of towels falls on top of Weird Man.]
I finally got round to buying my first Lottery ticket, though I've been able to for quite some time now. And I didn't even have to pay for it!
The rest of the day can pretty much be summed up with the following picture. May I say, CHARITY SHOPS HAVE THE BEST BARGAINS EVER! 2 LP's and a book, a quid each! Yes, £1 each!
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