So this is what I want.
I want a really close friend [who lives near me!] who I can see all the time, and we can go out places like to the park *inward giggle* or the zoo or something and take pictures and be merry. I have a group of college friends, but we're not close at all. Some of the people I'm closest to live very far away. Damn it, I've been denying it for years but I want a best friend. I just had a few pretty close friends but that's it. I want someone I can share everything with and have a nice, fun time and [I cannot stress this enough] TAKE PICTURES!
You wouldn't expect that looking at pictures of Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt with a string of bananas started this, but it did. Also, listening to Queen did it too.
So now Hayley will disappear. Godfrey's back, and he's not happy.
I'm at the hairdressers tomorrow, what do I go for:
Vince hair [see right]?
[yes I know I'm not a man]
Why am I in the mood to make a Christmas list?