September 24th, 2005

omg

sunday bloody sunday...i know it's saturday!

Family ties. Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while, one of them said, "You think you have family problems ? Listen to my situation : A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's
wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems ?"
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    Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
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I love the warm squishy feeling you get inside when someone tells you they love you.

Here's what's been going on. It's very long. VERY long. Much talk of love, bisexuality, kaiser chiefs and franz ferdinand.

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Well what a week eh? At the beginning this week I was straight. Now I'm not so sure. I've also told someone I love them. And I've just realise I tell you all too much on LJ.

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    The Making Of Do You Want To - Franz Ferdinand