Oh. My. Morrissey!
Alex Zane's jacket on Balls Of Steel.
1. Tis gorgeous.
2. My sister has that exact same jacket. It's from TopShop. Alex Zane shops at TopShop! I've never heard a greater thing in my life!
Sweet Krishna! Did that audience have so sense of humour at all? How could they pick the "Militant Black Guy" to win? He was RUBBISH! I hate racist comedy. Alex or The Naked Man should have won. Or maybe the people who squirted Tom Cruise, just to get arrested.
Branching out from that, it's clear the Brits have a better sense of humour than the Yanks [the exception being Sharon Osbourne]. What did Pete Doherty do when squirted? He stumbled a bit, laughed, flashed them a cheeky smile and walked off. What did Tom Cruise do? Argue for about 15 minutes [which was basically just repeating "You're a jerk!" over and over again] and then get them arrested. At least Sharon Osbourne had the decency to throw a buckt of water over one of the cameras!
I shouldn't drink. I've not even had a lot, not drunk, just a bit hyper. I think I scared suthnoli though. Sorry! Sarah and I have been scaring a lot of people today.