August 4th, 2005

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but we know it's just a lie, to scare your son, to scare your daughter

Back from my first guitar lesson since March. Tony is the shiz! Much better than my old tutor. The old one didn't even bother to teach me the basics, so that's what we covered today. Did you know that the beginning of the C Major scale is the Eastenders theme tune? It was only half an hour today, but I've got another lesson on Monday.

End of the TRL signed guitar comp today. If bynx89 wins it, i'm gonna fucking kill her! She wouldn't have known yesterday's answer if it wasn't for me! Ok, I'm not that mean, I won't kill her, but I will glare at her angrily until I think of something.

I have already won a TRL comp, but I couldn't get down to Camden for the prize. Still I LOADS of other goodies, but shhh I want the guitar!

Toni [my sister, not the guitar tutor, this is gonna get confusing soon] comes back off holiday tomorrow...well she doesn't land until the early hours of Saturday morning. Aww! I've enjoyed having the house to myself. *is sad* But still, hope she got me a pressie [unlikely, since I'm going to the same place in 2 weeks, and she's coming along!]

MY AUNTIE JULIE'S HAD A BABY!

This is Auntie Julie II. My mum has two sisters called Julie, it's a long story. But anyway, she had Charlie this morning. We have to stop calling him Charlie Bump now, coz he's no longer a bump. Good job it's my mum's side of the family, coz if it was dad's, it would be Charlie Charlesworth. Imagine that! Well one of the lads in our year was Jamie James [he and Joanne got Cutest Couple at the prom. No doubt about that, but I personally think it should have been Mr Brophy and Miss Cuddy, they were all over each other!]

I've just realised I never wrote up about the prom and it's been over a month. Will do that later, because trust me, it's worth reading. It was an interesting experience to say the least.

My fingers hurt now. Having small hands just makes it all the more difficult. And I'm not used to actually using a guitar coz I haven't played it in so long. Can't wait to see Uncle Peter now. Haha! Trying to teach me fucking Metallica! I allowed him to show me some Starsailor, because it was either Starsailor, Metallica or Slipknot [Uncle Peter's a goth], and Starsailor seemed to be the lesser of the evils. Why he didn't bring along Foo Fighters I don't know. I wouldn't have minded Foo Fighters one bit! Ahh well, he has a weird way of playing with just one finger. I much prefer Tony's way of playing, it doesn't look like you're swearing at everyone.

I can't remember who did it, but someone on my f-list built their own hell. I'm gonna build my own hell now...

Getting up at 8am isn't as bad as I thought it'd be. But if I want 2 hours a week it's £40, so mum said I need to pay for some myself. God I hope I get this job at the Co-Op. £100 a week should do me nicely. Much better than the £20 a week I usually get.

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come on hide your lovers, underneath the covers

THE FAMILY GROWS!!!!

Ok, so as I said before, Auntie Julie II gave birth to little Charlie Taylor this morning. Yay!

BUT NOW THERE'S ANOTHER! My cousin Lee and his wife Hayley [she stole my name! I was Hayley Charlesworth first! I've always been Hayley Charlesworth, so NER!]. Anyway, the other Hayley gave birth to their daughter Telula this morning too!

EVERYBODY, WELCOME THE BIRTH OF CHARLIE TAYLOR AND TELULA CHARLESWORTH!!!

I'm going over to Yorkshire to see Charlie on Sunday, and I'm not sure when I'm gonna see Telula, but I can't wait!

Also, Dean's coming over to sort out the house. All the power may be out. He better not come before 7, because TRL COMP! I MUSTN'T MISS IT!!! If he comes between 6 and 7, I'll kill him!

To be honest, I'm not sure if he's called Charlie Taylor. Auntie Julie's still engaged, so he might have taken Jason's last name instead of Julie's. Lia's so excited, that's Auntie Julie's daughter. She's adorable!

OH! and i dreamt of Tim Jonze dressed as a crocodile last night!

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ENTERED TRL COMP! I feel the need to pray.

Please Morrissey.. I've been having such a good day so far, please give me this! It's my birthday soon. Don't make the day all depressing for me when I'm so happy! Please let me win this guitar!

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I DIDN'T WIN! SUNNY IN LIVERPOOL! YOU BITCH!

However, I did find out Alex Zane had a sexy dream about The Game. I love Alex.

I'm gonna cheer myself up by writing to NME about my dream of Tim Jonze as crocodile.

And the day was going so well too!

I need cheering up. Immensly.

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sitting on a city pavement

Welcome to my hell.

Lauren [coz she wants to be], Anthony from Big Brother [just admit you love Craig!], Marilyn Manson [I don't wish him any harm, I just think he'll be happy there], Scenesters [Hey Hey Scenesters!]
Circle I Limbo

Sunny from Liverpool, Shitty Pop Bands
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Leaking radiators causing my roof to cave in, Kate Moss, Emos, Shitty dance musicians
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Wolfman, Everyone related to Pete in a bad way [happy now Lauren?], Slipknot, Reality music competitions [so darn addictive]
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Busted, Max from TRL, S Club, Gareth Gates, Shitty rappers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Michael Howard, Creator of MakeDohertyHistory [it's just in bad taste. hello? WORLD POVERTY!], The twats who killed Ned Kelly, Assasinator of John Lennon/Abraham Lincoln/Others, Mrs Ashton
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bedingfields, Sexist people, The Slitheen, Westlife, Happy-Slappers
Circle VII Burning Sands

Suicide Bombers, Terrorists, George Bush, Jessica Simpson, Max Carlish, Homophobes
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Chavs, Rasists, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Daleks and Cybermen
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


YOU HAVE BEEN DAMNED BY THE LORD GOD MORRISSEY!

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