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i'm so evil!
i was watching the ring with mum and dad before. as soon as it finished i rang the house phone on my mobile. mum absolutely shit herself!
August 1st, 2005
we built a giant wooden shrew, like the wooden horse of troy but with just a little more stoat in it
IT'S AUGUST! BLOODY AUGUST! that means:
1. 16 days until i go on holiday...[yay&boo at same time]
2. 24 days until my birthday...[yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!]
3. 25 days until GCSE results...[booooooooooooo!]
4. 31 days until i enroll at college...[AARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh august, you used to be my favourite month, why do you bring such sorrow?
"you're scared of sheep? well that's stupid, they're not gonna harm you!"
"that's what they WANT you to think!"
i love 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps!
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