||[24 Nov 2005|01:10pm]
i'm thankful for having the best friend in the world.
|stolen from this girl's myspace.
||[18 Oct 2005|09:17pm]
1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? Jerome
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? I cant afford underwear
3. What are you listening to right now? screwdriver
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 9981
5. What was the last thing you ate? a whole potroast to myself.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? shit green, because it's an awesome color.
7. How is the weather right now? windy probably, i'm indoors i dont know.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Mother Goose.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/preferred sex? penis size//// hahha jp. ball texture.. jppppp... wether they're fat or not, duh.
10. Favorite type of Food? cocksause
11. Do you drink? yeah
12. Do you smoke? yeah
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember what you did? my birthday i can't remember it.
14. Hair color? orange with a weave.
15. what is your eye color? blue/gray
16. Do you wear contacts? yes
17. Favorite Holiday? labor day, i dont have to work on the street that day.
18. Favorite Month? october.
19. Have you ever cried for no reason? not really, only when jerome hits me with his pimp cane.
20. What is the last movie you saw? 40 yr old virgin.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? hell no.
23.If you can say something to someone right now what would it be? I CAN ONLY TELL MYSELF and my wife. :)
24. Hugs or Kisses? tongue kisses with my wife.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
26. Who is least likely to respond? every one
27. Who is most likely to respond? no one
28. Who do you want to respond? I don't care
29. What books are you reading? i'm illiterate, i guess.
30. Piercings? Ears
31. Favorite Movie? trink on her bed for me. ;)
32. Favorite football team? football can suck a horses dick.
33.What were you doing before this? being on myspace.
34. Any pets? i have a couple spiders and a couple mice in the garage.
35.Screen name? XJUSTLISALISAJKLHD
34. butter popcorn, plain, or salted? butter. i'm a fattie
37. Dogs or cats? Dogs
38. favorite flower? thistle eventhough it's a weed, but it's got a flower!
39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? CONSTANTLY
40. Are you taken or single? SWINGER STATUS!
41. Have you ever loved someone? still do.
43. Are you still friends with your exes? most of them.
44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yup
45. Do you like to travel by plane? only if you're not going over the atlantic.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? ambiiiiiiiiiiiiguous.
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? half of one under my head and one supporting the babies.
49. Are you missing someone? MY LOVERRRRR
50. Do you have a Tattoo? yup, under my booooobies.
||[18 Oct 2005|07:12pm]
i have become careless.
and i love it.
i care more about getting fucked up
everyday, rather than:
hanging out with family
but because i am so careless
that makes me even awesome-er. [is too a word]
||[15 Oct 2005|11:15am]
So last night I partied at Tabby's house, it was a sick ass birthday eventhough i didn't know anyone there really.
I got so fucked up that everything's kinda a blur today, and i love it because that never happens to me, i know i didn't do anything with anyone cause they all left before i passed out so i'm good. haha.. yeah so i'm gonna go tabi's taking a shower right now.
advice: go balls to the wind.